| The Middle Earth Portal |
| Welcome to our new and fascinating discovery here in soupy hell! As the title says- we have here our very own doorway into Middle earth! All you have to do is click on the frame below, choose where you want to go and BAM you're there! You can discover all about the Elves, Hobbits, Wizards, Men, Dwarves and Orcs, see piccies of them and where they live and all sorts of stuff! SO off you go then! Make yourself comfy in the patented Portal-Puple-Inflatable-Chair and enter the portal... |
| Portal discovered by Cathy Holmes (who said she wanted something to do with LOTR - well here you go!!;)) |
| KEEP AN EYE OUT!! The people of Middle Earth have recently discovered that us beastly humans have made a movie about them so they've tried their best to hide all the information about it. (Apparently several of the elves were upset because they said the camera had put on about 10 lbs and the dwarves were annoyed because they hardly got a word in. The men were rather chuffed but the hobbits haven't managed to finish it yet as they keep pausing it to get more ale. Total running time of the movie in the Shire equals 4 months, five days and 7 hours and they've only just got to rivendell) See if you can find the info hidden somewhere through the portal! |
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