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'X' Presidents lose a member
'X'-President Reagan seen here ready to kick some serious Al-Qaeda ass.
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YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS(JOFUS) -- With the passing of President Reagan, the Superheroes lose ground in the war against terror. While the rest of the country is mourning the loss of a great former President, there are those who mourn Reagan's death for another reason. With his passing the Superhero group called the 'X'-Presidents has lost a value member. "He was not only a leader, but he knew how to kick some ass," X-Pres George Bush says. Ford echoed similiar sentiments. X-Pres Carter was more accepting of the loss. Even while honoring the fallen hero he continued to assert that inflation was not his fault and that supply-side economics were flawed. With their numbers down to three, the group is considering training former President Bill Clinton. However his last attempt to assist the group ended in disaster. "Slick Willy" not only was superpowerless, but actually hampered the X-Pres efforts. Although he has not made an official statement, George Bush Sr. is silently hoping that his son loses the upcoming election. "We could use a new Republican member. Besides a father wants to teach his son how to kick ass without worrying about the economy," Bush told JOFUS reporters. When told his son does not monitor the economy as is, Bush responded: "Who has time when you're in Afghanistan, Iraq, Korea, Taiwan, Nicaragua, Cuba, Paraguay, Uruguay, Argentina, Spain, Germany, Turkey, Iceland, Kosovo, Bosnia, Liberia, and Kuwait?" President Reagan will be missed.
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