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(JOFUS) -- Site promises help for young children but also convinces adults that experiences were "normal".

Launched back in October of 2003, Puberty101.com has existed in relative obscurity for almost 6 months. This changed when Billy Dover brought home a pamphlet from his kindergarden class.

With sexual education beginning earlier his father Benjamin Dover wanted to screen the material before talking to his son. The pamphlet mentioned Puberty101.com where Ben spent the next three days reading questions and answers.

"it was great to finally find some normality to my experiences as a kid," Ben told JOFUS reporters. "I didn't want to hide it any more."

Neighbors lodged complaints after Ben ran through the streets reminiscing about his "whack off" parties, odd masturbation techniques, and the general frequency at which he "spanked the monkey."

Ben quickly told his childhood friends of his findings and soon middle age men were logging on across the U.S. and 35 foreign countries. The sites moderators fear the traffic will prevent confused teens from accessing important content.

The site's format is a standard question and answer in which teenagers (or their parents) email "puberty experts" who post the Q & A on the ensuing pages. Categories include "Masturbation Guys, Masturbation Girls, Is it normal?, and several drawings of genitalia. Plans to expanding include Blow Jobs, Smells like Fish and Can I Watch?.

Ned Flanders, a Springfield native, used to tell his kids: "Don't play too diddly much or it'll fall offirno." Ned now fears that his children will continue to "choke the darn diddly chicken" around 10 times a day in order to be "normal."

Officials fear the site will also attract pedophiles and continue to harm the dwindling kitten population.