Participants Find Spelling Bee to Be Monotonous

Shithead, Winner of 2004 National Spelling Bee .

• People don't where cache-sexe

• Cachinnation becoming a problem

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(JOFUS) -- Several children fainted and panicked about colossal vocabulary.

The National Spelling Bee has become a national phenomenon. The 2004 competition was nothing short of extravagant.

The event commenced faux naif with words of pergameneous standards. Mom'as Boye, subject to castrophrenia, mounted a proreption which soon was met with cacaesthesia.

Other contestants faired homomerous. Hoe'm Skool, the fils of ecclesiologist parents, easily spelled SUPERCALI-FRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS as if he was a sermocination.

A nameless female taking an emme-nagogue, was unable to spell FLOCCIN-AUCINIHILIPILIFICATION and quickly was handed a memento mori.

The eventual second place contestant attended a madrasah and using his enthymeme to spell FORMALDEHYDE-TETRAMETHYLAMIDOFLUORIMUM. Although he is a mammothrept, Akash's downfall was due to his cacestogenous home life.

The winning word was a mumpsimus, a stroke of luck for the child prodigy, Shithead (pronounced shi'thead). With the spelling of PNEUMONOULTRA-MICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS, the longest word in the English language, Shithead was pronounced the victor.

NOTE: These are all real words. http://www.kokogiak.com/logolepsy/