Millions of American Children Turn to Animated Women

Japanese products continue to degrade and control our children's minds

Love Hina a popular anime series has appeared nude in over ten thousand middle school lockers.

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(JOFUS) -- As the availability of adult entertainment spreads online, children turn to familiar cartoons instead.

Unlike the Saturday norm, these cartoons contain vivid and sometimes disturbing images of "finely draw women" engaged in sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Most internet service providers offer parental controls, but these filter out the more conventional and mainstream bestiality and S&M sites that receive millions of hits a day.

In Japan this is a normal part of everyday life. "Manga" and "Hentai" feature nude animated characters sometimes from normal "anime" series. This has begun branching out to American markets and adopting American characters.

Recently characters from Rin Tin Tin, He Man, Rugrats and even Teletubbies have appeared in animated smut form. President Bush is pleased that American cartoons are taking control of the market.

Chris DeMaio, a local student in Aston, has said that anime "offers more" and that cartoon women "have firmer tits" and no pubic hair. When told that they are no real, DeMaio responded: "They don't have to be, my hand is."

As part of his economic stimulus plan, Senator Kerry has announced that American cartoons will control the market by 2005 and bring more jobs to the U.S.

In a related story, Love Hina has signed a contract to do a dual photo shoot with the sophisticated Playboy and raunchy Penthouse magazines. This comes after Samus Aran refused to remove her armor for either magazine.