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Jackson may be result of Alien Experiment
Photo of alien race believed to have altered Jackson's appearance to resemble their own. For clarification Jackson is on the right.
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YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS(JOFUS) -- Startling photos of aliens shows resemblance to current Jackson form. A senior official released the details on Sunday concerning an alleged bombing run by coalition forces on Sunday on the outskirts of Najaf. The official cited the reasoning behind the attack as "necessary to promote and maintain the American way of life." Although no targets of military value were destroyed, officials believe the raid dealt a crimpling blow to the fledgling Iraqi porn industry. Since the fall of Hussein's regime last year, several Iraqi women have been exploiting their new freedom to pose without veils for foreign journalists. This soon turned into a bustling soft-core porn market that analysts say threatened American dominance in the market. Although no explicit pictures were documented, coalition officials say that the raid was based on "actionable" intelligence. President Bush announced today that this is just the first of many steps to prevent "outsourcing" of American labor.
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