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Saddam's whereabouts confirmed with slew of TV-Movie deals
A promotional photo for "The Simple Life 3: Desert Living Iraqi Style".
Saddam also plans to star in the upcoming movie "Clone of the Attack".
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YOUR E-MAIL ALERTSWith constant rumors circulating about his whereabouts, former dictator and future Hollywood superstar Saddam Hussein has announced his first TV appearance since urging the Iraqi people to attack coalition forces. The Fox channel will air the pilot episode of 'The Simple Life 3' later in the month. Starring Paris Hilton and Saddam, Fox's latest installment in the dumber than life reality show takes place in the northern hills of Iraq. Hilton is sent to help Saddam blend in as an American tourist while avoiding the bloodthirsty Kurdish forces. Saddam's agent, Jerry al-McGuire: "Saddam's been depressed ever since his people torn down his stature in Baghdad. I feel the best way to get him smiling again is to get him a star on Hollywood Blvd right next to John Wayne. "He's not really a bad guy, he just played one on TV." Future plans include a movie trilogy with George Lucas, and a sitcom called 'Insane Hussein'. Saddam also plans to get married and have another murderous child then divorce the following year. Rumored to marry him first are Jennifer Lopez or Catherine Zeta Jones. al-McGuire also expects Saddam's career to crash and burn after five years. When this happens his name will be changed to "The Dictator Formerly Known as Saddam" and he will appear as a Playboy Centerfold.
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