Disclaimer: I take no
responcibilitys for your actions. Anything you
do, after reading these works of fiction, is
entirly a result of your own free will. Isn't
that crazy. Its crazy that I actually have to say
this.These stories are for "mature"
audiances, however you might define
"mature", also, I do not plan to kill
the president, I love him very much. As a friend,
not neccesarily as the President of our fine,
fresh, country. And then, every one
lived happily ever after. The End.
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I
think, therefoe I am, therefor, I write, and I
write what I want to read. I have some drive to
write, I don't know why, I don't frankly care.
Its nice to have people read it though, and its
nicer still to have people read it and not try to
have me locked away. So, whats a better place to
shock people into thinking than the world wide
mess? Ok, perhaps actually getting published, but
I digress. I wrote all the stories here unless
other wise specificated. The featured stories run
the gamut from fragments of unfinished books
about a killer, to a love story, but rest assured
citizen, the stories are all quite differant from
anything else. Also included is some of my skin
twistingly auful poetry, created for the soul
purpose of fulfilling a class requirement. I
apologize in advance, should you choose to read
it. I'm a teribul speler, and I don't be usin'
none that proper grammer, so deal with it, and
enjoy the story as a story, as apposed to a
grammer and spelling lesson. As for looking for
deeper meaning and cleverly thought out themes
and morals, I woulden't suggest it. I don't write
themes, meanings, or for a purpose. They are
presented below, in no particular order. Complete
with the cover art, if they ever became a book.
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