Doin' It Title Picture Style, Babe!

W o r k s O f F i c t i o n . . .

Starring:

Joe Morris

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Disclaimer: I take no responcibilitys for your actions. Anything you do, after reading these works of fiction, is entirly a result of your own free will. Isn't that crazy. Its crazy that I actually have to say this.These stories are for "mature" audiances, however you might define "mature", also, I do not plan to kill the president, I love him very much. As a friend, not neccesarily as the President of our fine, fresh, country.

And then, every one lived happily ever after. The End.

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I think, therefoe I am, therefor, I write, and I write what I want to read. I have some drive to write, I don't know why, I don't frankly care. Its nice to have people read it though, and its nicer still to have people read it and not try to have me locked away. So, whats a better place to shock people into thinking than the world wide mess? Ok, perhaps actually getting published, but I digress. I wrote all the stories here unless other wise specificated. The featured stories run the gamut from fragments of unfinished books about a killer, to a love story, but rest assured citizen, the stories are all quite differant from anything else. Also included is some of my skin twistingly auful poetry, created for the soul purpose of fulfilling a class requirement. I apologize in advance, should you choose to read it. I'm a teribul speler, and I don't be usin' none that proper grammer, so deal with it, and enjoy the story as a story, as apposed to a grammer and spelling lesson. As for looking for deeper meaning and cleverly thought out themes and morals, I woulden't suggest it. I don't write themes, meanings, or for a purpose. They are presented below, in no particular order. Complete with the cover art, if they ever became a book. They're too short of course.
Smugglers Tango. Handicapped parking only Bang Bang Bang Bang... The future is a messy place, I didn't mess it up, so I'm not cleaning it up. your ad here
1 Lot, 2 acres, a lovely fixer-upper Don't mess with the book of the dead, unless your Richard D. Mathius Fall into my hole. Or, a comprehensive teaching method for dealing with problematic situations. 2117, thats my number, thats my number now.
A puddle of indefinate depth, the noir sequel to "a business man and a short order crook" A safe and natural head-trip. Almost. Free space Spot reserved for Mr. Slug. Thats right! "Is this cat dead..."
Based on a true story. Istanbul/Constantinoble for sale. Will take best offer. I'll never live this up. Don't click this, there is nothing here. This spot reserved for Savanna's love. [evil laugh]

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