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| Anne Willow: Well... (stammering) W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time. Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic. Larry: This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. (they stop by the vending machines) It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna *rule*! Willow: I'm trying to get to cute, really. But I'm still sorta stuck on 'strange'. Oz: Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'. Xander: Yeah, and the slaying isn't getting any easier, either. Oz: I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down. Xander: We're losing half the vamps. Oz: Yeah, but... rhythmically. Buffy: This'll probably go faster if we split up. Lily: (nods in agreement) Can I come with you? Buffy: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing? Nurse: You're getting yourself in a lot of trouble. Buffy: I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share. Buffy: You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W... Oh, I just suck at undercover. Where's Ken? Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi? (Smashes Kens Head in with a club) Lily: Gandhi? Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off. Dead Man's Party Joyce: Uh, look! It's, uh, Nigerian.We got a very exciting shipment in at the Gallery. I, um, thought I'd hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room. Buffy: It's angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer. Joyce: But you can't keep her out of school. You don't have the right. Snyder: I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly. Buffy: (Burying a dead cat) Next time, I get to pick the mother-daughter bonding activity. Joyce: I mean, I would think they would be happy to have a... a superhero.Is that the right term? I mean, it's not offensive, is it? Oz: It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's movin' around. That's interesting. Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig....dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. Giles: Unbelievable. (Sarcasticaly imitating Joyce) 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the *dead*!' .......Americans. Giles: Oh, good show, Giles. (Hotwires a car) Like riding a bloody bicycle! Cordelia: Time out, Xander. Put yourself in Buffy's shoes for just a minute. Okay? I'm Buffy, freak of nature, right? Naturally I pick a freak for a boyfriend, and then he turns into Mr. Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault... Buffy: Cordy! Get outta my shoes! Cordelia: How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles? Giles: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome. Cordelia: It's him. Xander: Generally speaking, when scary things get scared:not good. Buffy: You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren't you? Willow: It's like a drug! Buffy: Fine! Okay. I'm the bad. I can take my lumps... for a while. Willow: All right. I'll stop giving you a hard time..... Runaway. Buffy: Will! Willow: I'm sorry!... Quitter. Buffy: Whiner. Willow: Bailer. Buffy: Harpy. Willow: Delinquent. Buffy: Tramp. Willow: Bad seed. Buffy: Witch. Willow: Freak. |
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