January 6
New Year's Resolutions, belated.
1. Expunge the word 'dealio' from the english langauge.
2. Check email more often. I could have had $20 mil deposited into my bank account by a representative of an African nation. Not to mention all the really fantastic porn spam I've been missing.
3.   Have more sex than Zane clones.
3.5 Have more sex with Zane clones.
4. Stop leaving new year's resolutions under Playboy magazine.
4.5 Try to stop thinking about Jondy browsing through Playboy magazine... by my bed... while I was sleeping.

October 31
SC!Syl wrote: I'm pretty sure Alec and Jondy ran away with each other. . .unless they suddenly resurface sometime in the near future.

Yeah, we totally did. [What? Jondy's not paying attention, she can't argue.]

Actually, I think Jondy hooked up with Asha (of all people) and they ran away together. Devastated by the rejection, I've been watching excessive amounts of television (shocking, I know) and making a general nuisance of myself.

August 5
Damn, it's August? How'd that happen? It's been so quiet, I guess I fell asleep...

I had to get up today so I could go shopping.

Brain-eating bugs? Check.
Assassin's bowler hat? Check. [What?! It looks good!]
Assassin's blade + fashion? Check [Present for Jondy]
Electromagnetic rail gun? Check [Bet that'll hurt, White]
Multi-level marketing scheme? Check. [Max's gonna love it!]
Robotic Ayn Rand? Check. [Just for kicks. You know.]

It was a pretty modest shopping excursion, really. Worth only $12,264,997, ya know, if I'd actually paid for it. Plus, I got to see where Manticore bought a bunch of their toys from.