May 29
I'm 50% pure. I know you're all very disappointed in me. But hey, at least I'm not pregnant.

What's worse, Evil!Krit thinks I'm a little girl. I don't even want to know what SC!Syl is thinking about Zack and those chaps...

May 28
According to this dossier, I'm a 17 year old Female. Yeah, I've got you all fooled. Even more interesting, Ben is a 21 year old female.

And, SC!Syl? You bet he did. He's just holding the film on that, for blackmail purposes.

May 26
I take a couple of days to go play farm boy with Zack, and look what happens. Jondy turns Star Wars geek, and E!Krit and SC!Syl get busy piercing things and writing [shudder] Tom Petty slash.

So, anyway, Zack. I was worried if I hung around Terminal City any longer I'd end up regressing back to 10 years old or something, so I thought I'd see how the guy was dealing with the transgenic threat. He's fine. Says he remembers everything, but is perfectly content to lay low where he is. Maybe he finally figured out Max is bad news.

May 21
Kind of lost track of time there. Anyway, here's a picture of me with the proceeds of my latest heist, a huge, heart-shaped blue diamond. (like my hair?)

May 16

Also, Geocities will be down for maintainance this weekend, so don't 'freak out' if you drop by and this page isn't here.

May 15
Possibly the scariest words ever uttered: Teach him to toss knives or something Ace, you'll have fun playin' daddy. Sorry, munchkin, I'm not anybody's daddy. Especially a whiny X8.

Feeling kinda edgy, what with all the good news/bad news back and forth goin' on. If you wanna complain, do it now.

Anyway. Found something sparkly to steal. Details later.

May 14
Hey, I'm the guy it sucks to be. Cool. Now I can cross that off the list of things to do and go have some fun.

Speaking of fun, I'm gonna [possibly] meet a hot babe this fall. I hit my head earlier [damn low clearance in the sewers], and I must have hit it really hard, because I'm wondering, why do the babes all have to be hot? Why can't some of them be, y'know, regular? Regular's good too...

May 10
SexCrazed!Syl writes: ::giggle:: Alec, how much do you want to bet the runes were secretly some archaic way of writing "littlenuts." Or, um, hung like a Ken doll. ::cough::

Hey, Logan would know, right? I think the guy's got some issues. Besides, I said I was joking. Sheesh.

May 9
Jondy, we got your X8. Did he cry this much when you had him? You could have stayed, you know.

So, last night, I had this dream where Max wasn't the only one who had super special DNA. I had it too! I woke up and had writing on my arm. Like those runes of hers. Except these smeared. It only took a minute before I caught Logan, laughing his head off with a marker in his hands. I think he's caught some brain disease from spending too much time in Terminal City.

May 7
Today's forecast: bored and hyper.

Evil!Krit moved. Again. E!K, does this make you fear for your future at all?

SexCrazed!Syl, I'm sure your presence would cheer up many folks around here.

I think Max is done being my fake girlfriend. You'd think she'd have the decency to break up with me, though.

Jondy's still AWOL. Or maintaining radio silence, anyway.

May 3
Hey, it's my birthday! Again.

And I got shot in the shoulder. Again.

It all came out okay in the end. Except we're stuck here. I'm sure in a few days, it'll blow over, and we can start using the sewers to move around the city again, but things aren't going to be the same.

May 2
How much are you worth? I'm worth $2,825,920.00. I'm a total bargain. Cash only, please.

Zane's only worth $2,142,090.00. And he's exactly the kind of guy who would take the quiz, then declare he doesn't care about the results. Anyway, he's out of here today. Says whatever happens tomorrow night, he doesn't want to be around for it.

May 1
So. May Day. A time to celebrate spring and fertility by worshipping a giant pole. What are you doing to celebrate?