April 28
Zane's here. I had a feeling when Jondy said he took off that this was where he was headed. Said he wanted to "check out the situation." Not sure if that meant the transgen war, or me, or both. Anyway, he's not what I expected. He's cool, calm, completely understated. We had some beers, introduced his dog to Joshua. The usual.

I'm still thinking about this Max situation. It's not even that I'm upset over the lack-of-relationship in our relationship, it's that she didn't run it past me first. But every cloud has a silver lining -- being "involved" with me, pretend or not, isn't real great on the life expectancy front.

April 26
Hey, I'm Max's boyfriend! I can't tell you how thrilled I am! Now she can push me around, and we can not have sex, and I can turn into a lovesick chump who says things like, "I don't care if you dump me, as long as you're happy."

April 25 - 10 pm
Um. You guys know it takes a confident guy to make a sarcastic, self-depreciating remark like that, right?

April 25
The SPC went out to follow up on my complaint, but by the time they got there, the evidence was long gone. Plus, Pooh_Bah distracted them with cheese danishes, so they didn't even write a citation.

Meanwhile, not everyone thinks I'm leading man material (filched mercilessly from private email, because I'm a scoundrel): "What the hell is so special about you?...Put a MALE in the lead ROLE!"

You heard it here first, folks. Beneath these baggy pants, I'm hung like a Ken doll.

April 24
Okay. That's it. I am calling the Society for Protection of Clones. This is getting out of hand.

Patience, SC!Syl. No revelations until the last name is publicly announced. And given my sad status as second class citizen, it could be a while. Like season 12. After the flashback clip show. And the one where the evil twin shows up. Oh wait...maybe we're already well on our way.

April 22
Just wanted give a shout-out to any new readers referred by Raksha and the Television Without Pity forums. I guess none of you cared enough to guess my last name, though. Pity.

April 20
Max was leaving town. Somebody just had to go and stop her. Damn it, at this rate it's never going to be my show, is it?

April 18
That's it? Five days into the Clone Abduction Project, Zane steps in to save the day?

We've only ever had Jondy's word that anything was going on. Maybe somebody just wanted a little attention. Either way...Top dog? Whatever.

April 16
New vote on the last name. Smart. That Jondy, she's a clever one.

I was wondering if I should go rescue her from those other '09 escapees. When they start talking drugs and duct tape and handcuffs, it's hard to tell if they're really in danger or just enjoying the kinkiness of it all.

Evil!Krit and SexCrazed!Syl definitely seem to be enjoying the attention, which is good. Personally, I think this is a time when we should all be sticking together. There's enough people looking to hunt us down or kill us without turning on each other. But as long as everybody's having fun, who am I to judge?

April 14
Looks like Jondy's been abducted, and hacked, by the "real" Syl and Krit, who are now going to pursue their clones. Kinda makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. At least I know where my clone is...

Meanwhile, the first guesses in the "what's my name, again?" pool: Two votes for Smith, one for Featherbottom, one for Fluffykins, and one for Caldwell [which would assume Max has a sense of humor, wouldn't it?]. You guys can't do better than that?

April 12
Well, now I've got identity papers, and you know what that means. I've got a last name. Picked by Max. Which I know and you don't (yet!). Knowing me the way you do, you won't be surprised that I'm now opening a betting pool on what my last name is. It's not Rumplestiltzkin, which is good, because I can't spell it. But keep in mind Max's complete lack of naming talent and inspiration when you make your guess.

April 10
I think Jondy's glad we had to lay low at Joshua's. She can go back to her boss, her boyfriend and her dog with no regrets and no guilty conscience. Not that I'm sure that girl has a conscience. Which is fine -- who the hell wants one? But it's best that she left Seattle and went back home where it's safe. Too many people here in mutant central looking to hunt us down right now.

Got kind of bored with the books and TV and the paint fumes were giving me a headache, so I checked out the rest of Sandeman's house, just to see what was there. Not a lot. I wonder if the guy had kids, though. Other kids, I mean. One of the rooms upstairs has blue wallpaper, looks kinda like a kid's room. I don't imagine Manticore let "Father" take Josh home with him at night. Ah, who knows. I'm just making up stories now to keep myself from getting bored.

April 7
SC!Syl writes: Alec - why were you such a bitch to the cute blonde girl? She likes you, babe. . .and if you don't give her a call, I certainly will. . .

About Asha...She shot me down! I was being honest and she thought I was feeding her a line. She said she was glad she didn't sleep with me! And like I said, I was trying to do the right thing. People who get too close to me end up dead. I guess I have that in common with my brother, the psycho killer.

It does give me an idea, though...if girls who fall in love with me always end up dead, maybe I should spend more time with Max.

I'll leave descriptions of this past weekend to Jondy. I think she's got pictures, too.

April 5
Off to acquire clean sheets. I have a feeling Jondy doesn't want to share.

April 3
Uh-oh.

Jondy, take a closer look at that Zane you've got there with you, because that doesn't sound like the real Zane, the doofy one who fixes toasters and has a sweet dog. That sounds like Evil!Krit's got his hands on one of the Zane clones and reprogrammed him to wreak havoc. Something must have gone wrong, because E!K would have been trying for results a little closer to home...

April 1
Apparently I'm a disappointment. No pranks. Who knew?

Logan threw a big surprise birthday bash for Max. He says this is the birthday she picked for herself. She was pretty surprised, because she didn't remember anything about it. Then she said it was a joke, which makes more sense after reading up on the whole "April Fools' Day" thing.

There was food, there was drink, there was angst...oh boy was there angst. There always is when those two get together. If I hear her whine one more time about the virus, I'm going to smack her. Why would anyone think it was a good idea to go sticking her fingers in the cake icing? Her virus thingy's not genetically targeted to me, and I still think that's disgusting.