June 26
I took care of the hairball in Max's sink. Joshua helped. Probably won't bother Max much. She is part cat.

It is fucking boring in Terminal City. I appreciate the invite, Jondy, but since you got raided the next day, I guess it wasn't such a good idea. I was about to suggest you guys come here, but...boring. No wonder Evil!Krit and SexCrazed!Syl are off on a hair clipping reign of terror.

June 19
What's the dealio? That was totally whack. He's not my boyfriend. We were never even like that. It was never the right time. They're out there in the world because of me. I should never have let any of them out. Gotta blaze.

Ah, I can't put anything over on you. Though you gotta admit, that ^^^ was a great impersonation of our dear Maxie (read it again, with a little whine in your voice...there, you've got it!). She's gotten bored with all of this, and threats of hair clipping criminal transgenic Tom Petty fans traversing the country rank pretty low on her list of problems. I mean, Mole hid both the beer and the Skittles.

I'll clean the place up sooner or later.

June 15
Hey, guys, thanks for the nap. I was tired, I really needed that. Shooting Joshua was completely unnecessary, though, and amounts to cruelty to animals, doesn't it? I told you he was loyal to me. Unlike Mole. It's going to take weeks to undo the damage he did here while baby sis had me locked up in her garage. Guess I'd better bounce. I'd say it's been fun, except, you know. It hasn't. Watch yourselfs, folks. I'm putting you on my Christmas card list.

June 10
Evil!Krit writes: "But, just in case she doesn't show, we're making some plans for you. (Syl's got this wicked pair of hair clippers . . . )"

Too late. First thing I did after coming out of the Manticore closet.

June 9
Alec here. I changed the password. Hopefully that'll keep Max out of things. It's Evil!Krit's birthday! Everybody celebrate!
Max and Syl and Asha getting it on??? ...I think I need some more peanut butter...

June 9
Yeah, cause the new password was hard to guess at all, Alec. [taps foot impatiently] I'm still waitin' for somebody to show up and try and kick my booty.

June 7
Jondy: Bring it on, baby sister. Invite Alec. He can sell tickets to the smackdown. And Joshua ain't going anywhere. He's completely loyal to me.

Syl: I was tryin to say I was weak in the knees for you cause you reminded me of Asha. Cuz you know me and Asha were gettin it on every time Logan turned his back.

Krit: I don't have to be smart. I'm The One. I could also point out that he who designed me to be Perfect (tm) raised White, and created all kinds of fucked up creatures. But I won't. And why the hell would anyone want to be the Queen Bee of Pomona? Have any of you ever been to Pomona? Ugh.

June 6
Real classy girls, making fun of my typing. I'm kind of busy here, you know, trying to run a revolution and everything, you might have noticed? This is all the thanks I get.

Tho I did get a nice thanks from Sex!Crazed Syl. I just couldn't help myself, it had been such a long time, what with the virus and all. She reminded me of Asha, too. Weak in the knees, I tell ya.

Oh, wait, that's right, this all happened in Termianl City, a fictional place not quite like Terminal City, where I have time for this stuff. Where Logan and I didn't discover a cure for the virus as soon as that one guy's back was turned (tall, kinda skinny, white hair, mumbling about a sinking boat? No clue who that was.)

Let's see, what else is going on? Joshua's cranky. Little Debbies are in short supply here, let me tell you. I taught him to play dead, it was really hilarious. He's been growling at me ever since, though. Weird. What the hell, though, of course he's going to be weird about some things.

Which reminds me, the population of Terminal City seems to be dwindling. Seven, or eight maybe, transgens have died since we came here. I don't know how it happens. I'm in the middle of something tense, and then *poof* there goes another one. Half the time they're mumbling something about saving me when they kick it. Delusions. I just don't get it.

I thought Alec was weird for doing this, but now I see it's kind of fun. Cathartic. I get to talk about me, and you guys have to listen. Kind of like when I had my own show.

June 4
I'm a bitch! Evil!Krit and SexCrazed!Syl say so, a bunch of times, so it must be true. Plus I'm mean and irritating. Guys, whats the dealio? I haven't been called a bitch that many times in a row since me and Mole got into it about whatever we got into it about last week. some difference of opinion on how the world oughta be run.

You guys don't miss Alec, do you? Didnt think so.

Maybe its time for me to get out of Termianl City for a bit. Pay somebody a visit. But who will it be...?

June 1
This is what you've all been doing instead of helping me with the revolution? For shame. This is Max.

Alec grumbled something about being made fun of and having his feelings hurt [yeah right!] and then left his bad self logged in to the communal computer. I gotta admit, it's pretty funny, the girly ruffled Ken doll stuff. I can't wait till word gets out here in Terminal City. It might just pay him back for, oh, everything.

You guys sure you don't want to come torment him in person?