July 21
Now we know the truth...SexCrazed!Syl is the reason Max has been less of a torment lately. Thanks, SC!S!

This is kind of cool, the original smart alec(k) was a celebrated thief, pimp and con man. And here all this time I thought Maxie was amazingly bad and unperceptive at choosing names for people. ["Bullet"? "FIXIT"??? Please. I lucked out.]

July 12
So Jondy's got herself a pet author. Notice she didn't say who. I guess when a flood of Jondy stories hit the ether we'll know.

Do authors make good pets, though? Gotta feed 'em, clothe 'em. Then there's the noise, playing the same CD endlessly, or making you turn down the TV because, Can't you see I'm trying to work here? Not to mention they start thinking they can tell you what to do. Plus, the moodiness.

July 7
I want a write-in campaign. Max's got one, probably more than one, for her show, even though it's completely hopeless. I never even got to have a show! Shouldn't people feel more sorry for me? So I want a write in campaign. Postcards. And a Paypal account so people will send me lots of money to help maintain the effort. Maybe even an ad in an entertainment trade paper, which all the network execs will see and chuckle, "Those crazy fans!" and then shiver and toss it. Don't you guys love me?

July 3
How likely are you to kill? I got 64%: You're a sly one indeed. You wear your vest of human flesh under your letterman sweater so that no one can see it. From a distance you look like a good and trustworthy person. What the world doesn't know is that underneath your polished veneer lies a seething ball of anger and paranoia. You do make the right choices every now and again, but it's more luck than good sense. the evening news cheers you up, and the thought of a world war makes you very excited.

Max took it and says she only got 29%. I told her the likelihood of her killing someone is 100% (since she has done so) and she looked at me funny.