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Oreo Cookie

Dan: "What's up, Steve?"
Steve: "Hi, Dan. Do you want a cookie?"
Dan: "No, thanks."
Steve: "Here have one...they're Oreo cookies."
Dan: "I don't want one."
Steve: "Why not? Here, eat one of the Oreo cookies!!"
Dan: "No. I don't want one."
Steve: "So, where's your Oreo Cookie?"
Dan: "What???"
Steve: "Let me see your Oreo."
Dan: ??????
Steve: "Where's your Oreo?"
Dan: "What are you talking about?"
 
(Steve steps forward and touches Dan's stomach.)
Dan: "Whoa!!! What are you doing?"
Steve: "Here's your Oreo. This is where it goes when you eat a cookie. It goes into your stomach."
Dan: ??????
Steve: "Why do you look scared?"
Dan: "Uh.....I gotta go. Later, man."

Damn....no more going to chat with Steve in his cubicle.


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