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Dan: "What did you bring for lunch?"
Steve: "I brought rice, chicken, and vegetables."
Dan: "Hmmm......let me see your chicken."
Steve: "Here it is...."
Dan: "How did you cook the chicken? Is that steamed chicken?"
Steve: "Yeah, I just put it in the rice cooker while I cook the rice."
Dan: "Really? Is that long enough? That doesn't sound like it's long enough to cook it properly."
Steve: "It's cooked properly."
Dan: "Why don't you put the chicken in a pot and cook it on your stove?"
Steve: "I don't use my stove."
Dan: "Why not? Is it broken?"
Steve: "No. It uses electricity. So, I don't use it cuz it costs money."
Dan: ????????
Steve: "So, I only cook meat in my rice cooker when I cook my rice."
Dan: "So, you've never used your stove or oven because they use electricity?"
Steve: "Right."
Dan: "That's stupid. You can't cook everything in your rice cooker."
Steve: "Well, I only use my rice cooker. I don't want to spend so much money on electricity."
Dan: "Oh, I see......" (That's retarded.)
 

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