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Montreal

This is the story as told by Jess, Erich and Veronica:

Montreal was fun. We made our traditional spaghetti in a nice chalet and left Albert's share on the floor as usual. We slept at Maggie's house a couple nights and Jess slept on Dan's bed because she was the shortest.

They splurged a bit when they ate spaghetti. They used more than 3 ingredients in the sauce.. mushrooms, green peppers, and tomatoes. That was high rolling.

Everyone had to go cheap-ass cuz of Erich! They were expecting to go to some fancy ass restaurant with nice white table cloth and clean utensils, but Erich said "hell no" and they went to some place like Jack Astors. The food was pretty good though, good portions and overall people were pleased. Erich ain't paying $30/dish...

Anyhow it was Erich, Colin and Jess snowboarding while Monica, Veronica, and Elf
were skiing. Erich and Jess ditched Colin cuz he was a beginner. Erich was so out of shape. Erich and Jess were suffering by the end of the last run. They wanted to cry. They just lay on the hill, wishing they could quit. It was misery. His butt was hurting. Jess was so tired. They went into the "parc". They watched and couldn't even go down the normal side! (With no tricks).

Jess: (On the chairlift) "Damn, erich, its so icy. Its so cold, its icy!"
Erich: "I know, shit!!"
Jess: (See a sign on the end of the chairlift: ICI) See I told you, even they know its icy!
Erich: "Hahah....ICI....!!!!

The resort had an outdoor hot tub. Both Erich and Ed told everyone to bring bathing suits. Everyone did except Jess. She ended up going in with her purple T-shirt and tights. Haha...too funny. Jess was smart to go swimming "mom" styles.

They went to dinner at a bar & grill. Colin brings out a girl friend from Montreal. She sponsors his dinner. Then we make fun of him and tell him to sleep at that girl's house, so we
have more room at Maggie's place. At the end of the clubbing night:

Colin: "Are we going or what?"
Erich: "NO! We're staying, you GO with her!"
Then Colin never came home...

So it was Veronica, Erich and Jess alone in the club. Veronica and Erich are trying to
work it. TRYING is the key word. Erich is trying to dance with and UGLY-ass oriental girl. Then he gets DISSED! D-R-Y!

There's this French guy who was totally in love with Jess. He followed her all night. He wanted Veronica to hook him up with her. She kept on telling him she was unavailable. But he didn't care. He thinks she the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen in his whole entire life.

Jess is sitting in the round jacuzzi-like sitting area in the club. After she finishes talking to a couple, a french dude was on the prowl for an asian. He approaches her because she was in phase II (sweater off, tank top only).

Guy: "Tu est parle Francez?"
Jess: "Oui, J'mapelle Jessica."
Guy: "J'mappel Julien. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah?"
Jess: "WHAT?!?" (Couldn't understand any more french)
Guy: "Where are you from?"
Jess: "Toronto"
Guy: "I'm from San Fran, born in ParEE...You should visit me in San Fran..."
Jess: "I sure will.. (ha... it was too funny..) what do you do?"
Guy: "I own a TOY business..."
Jess: "I'm an engineer..."
 
(All nite he kept calling her Veronica, and even telling Veronica how much he likes "Veronica")
Veronica: "What do you do?"
Guy: " I am an enginEER."
Veronica: "What kind?"
Guy: "Mainstream."
Veronica: "Huh? My friends are specialized, computer, mechanical..etc"
Guy: "Oh ah, compuTERR..."
 
(He kept picking up asian women all nite)

Last brunch at Ruebens. We finish our brunch (smoked meat sandwiches). Colin's friend hands over the bill to Colin and tells him to sponsor her. Haha...she catches on quick.


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