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Movies

Jeff, Terry, Erich and Bruno come to the video store to rent some movies. They go into the basement to look for some movies. They stayed down there for almost 45 minutes. I thought that they left the store because they were down there for so long. Finally, the come back up to the first floor and give me the movies that they want to rent.

Dan: "You guys are still here? I thought you guys left. Where were you?"
Erich: "We were downstairs."
Jeff: "Where's your garbage?"
Dan: "Over here."
 
(Jeff throws away two empty bags of the big Doritos and a bag of cookies.)
Dan: "You ate those two big bags of Doritos while you were downstairs? And you ate a whole box of cookies???"
Erich: "Haha...yes."
Dan: "Holy hell...."
Terry: "These are the movies we want."
Dan: "You want FIFTEEN movies!!!! How can you watch all of them? That's too much. I'll give you guys FIVE."
Terry: "Fine."
 
(Dan gets the movies and then walks towards the cash register.)
Dan: "Bruno, what do you have rolled up in your magazine?"
Bruno: "Nothing."
Dan: "I can see it. What's that box?"
Bruno: (Opens the magazine.)
Dan: "Yo, were you trying to steal that ice cream bar? You're a really bad thief. Everyone could tell you had something hidden in there."
Erich: "Haha..."
 
(Dan hears some crunching noise around Terry...)
Dan: "Terry, are you trying to put a candy bar up your sleeve."
Terry: "No."
Dan: "I can hear you trying to put it up your sleeve."
Terry: "Damn....you caught me."
Dan: "You're so loud. Everyone in the store could hear you putting it up your sleeve."

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