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Stock Investing

Dan: So, do you invest in stocks?
Paul: I used to.
Dan: Oh really? Not anymore? Why not?
Paul: I lost alot of money.
Dan: How much money did you lose?
Paul: Alot.
Dan: How much?
Paul: About $120,000.
Dan: $120,000????? How much did you invest? $1,000,000???
Paul: No, I lost about 90% of my portfolio.
Dan: Wow. That must have hurt.
Paul: Yes. I'm on the sidelines for now.
Dan: So, what stocks did you invest in?
Paul: High-tech stocks; Expensive stocks; I don't think you would like them.
Dan: Really? I like investing in high-tech stocks. Which ones do you like?
Paul: Well, there's Nortel.
Erich: Yah, we have that one.
Paul: What about JDS?
Dan: Yup, got that one too.
Dan: What about PMC-Sierra?
Paul: Never heard of it.
Dan: Oh.
Paul: Damn, I need a drink. All this talk about stocks is getting me depressed!!!
Dan: Ok, talk to you later.
Erich: Don't worry. The alcohol will make you forget about the money you lost.

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