| Stefano: |
I love eggs. |
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| Dan: |
Yah, I like them too. |
| Stefano: |
I used to have chickens in my backyard and I ate eggs
everyday. |
| Erich: |
You had a farm in your backyard? |
| Stefano: |
No, I had chickens in my shed and I ate their eggs. |
| Erich: |
Damn, you had chickens, and cows, and pigs in your backyard?
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| Stefano: |
What the hell are you talking about? Did I say I had
cows and pigs in my backyard? I only said that I had chickens. |
| Erich: |
So, how did you get the eggs???We fed the
chickens everyday and then we collected their eggs. We had so many
eggs that we couln't eat all of them. |
| Stefano: |
| Dan: |
So what else did you have in your backyard? |
| Stefano: |
We also had a dog. |
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| Dan: |
Didn't the dog eat the chickens? |
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| Stefano: |
No, we put the chickens in the shed and we chained the
dog up. |
| Erich: |
You had a dog, too! Didn't the dog attack the chickens?
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| Stefano: |
What did I just say? I said that the chickens were in
the shed and the dog was chained up!!! Don't you listen to what I
say? |
| Erich: |
Oh, I didn't hear you say that. |
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| Stefano: |
But, it was too much trouble to have the chickens so
we gave them away. |
| Erich: |
You gave them away? Why didn't you give me one of them?
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| Stefano: |
I had the chickens like 10 years ago. I didn't even
know you then. Don't you live in an apartment? How can you raise a
chicken in your apartment? |
| Erich: |
(silence) |
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| Stefano: |
Don't you live in an apartment? |
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| Erich: |
(silence...head turned the other way) |
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| Dan: |
ERICH!!! |
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| Erich: |
(turning head back) What? |
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| Stefano: |
Aren't you listening to me? |
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| Erich: |
Oh sorry, I lost focus. |
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| Dan: |
(looking around) Damn, I know why you lost focus!!!!
:) |
| Stefano: |
Don't you live in an apartment? |
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| Erich: |
Yes. |
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| Stefano: |
Then you can't raise the chickens. |
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| Erich: |
So, didn't the dog attack the chickens? |
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| Stefano: |
?????!!!!!!!!! |
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