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Furniture

Dan: I bought all my furniture today for my new apartment.
Erich: Really? What did you buy?
Dan: Bed, futon, wall unit, coffee table, night stand, kitchen table, chairs, and a dresser.
Erich: Why are you buying so much furniture?
Dan: What do you mean? That's not alot. I just bought the necessary stuff. What are you going to get?
Erich: I'm just gonna sleep on a mattress on the floor.
Dan: So the cockroaches and rats and ants can crawl on your face?
Erich: I'm not going to have ants and rats.  
Dan: Yah right, with the way you eat? There's going to be crumbs everywhere!!
Erich: Hahahaha.  
Dan: So where are you going to eat?  
Erich: I'll put pillows on the floor and sit on them to eat.
Dan: You're not getting a sofa?  
Erich: No.  
Dan: So, where are people going to sit when they come over?
Erich: They can sit on the floor. Or they can sit on the pillows (which are on the floor).
Dan: What about a TV?  
Erich: No TV.  
Dan: No TV??? What are you going to do when you're bored?
Erich: I'll go for a walk.  
Dan: What?? Go for a walk? What about if you're bored at 11 o'clock at night?
Erich: I'll go for a walk.  
Dan: What about when it's raining?  
Erich: I'll go to Fiyaz's place.  
Dan: That's a 45 minute drive away. Are you going to get a car?
Erich: No.  
Dan: So, how are you going to get there?  
Erich: I'll tell Fiyaz to come pick me up.  
Dan: Hahaha. Yeah right!  

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