| Fiyaz: |
I already ordered 4 of them. |
| Ed: |
What? You ordered 4 of them? Ok, I'll order
5 of them. |
| Dan: |
(calculating in his head) Ok, I'll order
10 of them. |
| Ed: |
Hahaha. |
|
| (albert walks in.
We tell him about the deal) |
| Albert: |
Damn, you guys are bad. (pause).
Ok, I'll order 10, too. |
|
| (shipment arrives
a couple days later). |
| Fiyaz: |
Ok, I'm returning mine to Scarborough Town
Centre. |
| Ed: |
Ok, I have dibs on Kennedy location. |
| Albert: |
Me too. |
| Dan: |
So, where do I return mine? |
| Fiyaz: |
You go to Mississauga. |
| Dan: |
What? No way. I'm not driving 10,000 miles
to return these books. I'll go to Kennedy, too. |
| Ed: |
You better not screw anything up for me. |
| Dan: |
Don't worry. |
|
| (Dan goes to return
2 of his books later that day at Chapters) |
| Employee: |
Hi. |
| Dan: |
Hi, I'd like to return these 2 books. |
| Employee: |
Anything wrong with them? |
| Dan: |
No. This course got cancelled at my school.
So, I'm just returning the book. |
| Employee: |
Why do you have 2 of them? |
| Dan: |
Oh, I'm returning it for a friend too. |
| Employee: |
Do you have a receipt. |
| Dan: |
No. But, I called in and I was told it
was ok. |
| Employee: |
OK, let me check how much it costs. |
|
| (pause). |
|
| Employee: |
This book doesn't come up in our system. |
| Dan: |
What? Well, it should because one of my
classmates returned it to another Chapters downtown. |
| Employee: |
Ok, let me get the manager. |
| Dan: |
(oh shit). |
| Manager: |
Let me call downtown to see if they sell
this book, ok? |
| Dan: |
(oh shit). OK. |
|
| (manager calls and
confirms that they sell the book for $85) |
| Manager: |
Ok, here's your gift certificates. |
| Dan: |
Thanks. Bye. |
|
| (2 hours later, Ed
comes to return his books) |
| Employee: |
Hi. |
| Ed: |
Hi, I'd like to return this book. |
| Employee: |
Oh, did this course get cancelled at your
school? |
| Ed: |
Uhhh.....yeah. How did you know that? |
| Employee: |
Some other people returned the same book
earlier today. |
| Ed: |
Oh. (Hmm...I wonder who returned their
books here) |
| Employee: |
Ok, here's your gift certificates |
| Ed: |
Thanks. |
|
| (Employee puts Ed's
book on top of the 2 books that Dan returned earlier) |
| Ed: |
Damn, I wonder who returned their books |
|
| (Later that night,
Ed calls Dan) |
| Dan: |
Hello. |
| Ed: |
Yo, did you return your book to Chapters? |
| Dan: |
Yes. |
| Ed: |
Damn, so did I. Someone else returned their
books, too. |
| Dan: |
Really? |
| Ed: |
Yeah, there was a pile of 2 books when
I went in. |
| Dan: |
Oh, those were mine. |
| Ed: |
You returned 2 of them together? |
| Dan: |
Yeah. |
| Ed: |
You fool. Stop being greedy. Do it slowly,
you fool. |
| Dan: |
Ok. |
|
| (Next day. Dan calls
up Albert) |
| Dan: |
Albert, lets go return our books. |
| Albert: |
I didn't get mine delivered yet. |
| Dan: |
You can return some for me then. |
| Albert: |
Yeah right. |
| Dan: |
Come on. I'll return some for you when
you get your shipment. |
| Albert: |
Fine. Come pick me up. Where will we return
them? |
| Dan: |
We'll go to Kennedy again. |
| Albert: |
Won't they recognize you? |
| Dan: |
I'll wear a HAT. They won't recognize me. |
| Albert: |
Fine. Come pick me up. |
|
| (Albert hangs up). |
| Dan: |
Yo, sis, come return some books for me. |
| Dan's sister: |
Why? Go yourself. |
| Dan: |
I'm going too. But, you have to return
some too. |
| Dan's sister: |
Fine. |
|
| (On the way to Chapters.
In the car: Albert, Dan, Dan's sister) |
| Albert: |
Ok, how many do you want me to return? |
| Dan: |
We'll each return 2 books. |
|
| (Dan puts on his
hat. They all walk into Chapters) |
| Dan: |
Ok, you go first. |
| Dan's sister: |
Why me? |
| Dan: |
Cuz you're closest. (Hahaha) |
|
| (Dan's sisters walks
up to return her 2 books). |
| Employee #1: |
Hi. |
| Dan's sister: |
Hi, I'd like to return these books.... |
| Employee #2: |
Next. |
| Dan: |
(Dan walks up to
the other register) Hi, I'd like to return these books... |
| Employee #2: |
Ok, I'll have to get the manager to approve
this. |
| Dan: |
(Not again...) |
| Manager: |
So, you'd like to return these books? |
| Dan: |
Yes. |
| Manager; |
Hey, this book again? |
| Manager: |
Hey, YOU again? Why are you returning the
same book again? |
| Manager: |
Come to my office in the back! |
| Dan: |
(oh shit) |
|
| (Dan and the manager
walk to his office in the back) |
| Manager: |
Why are you returning the same book again? |
| Dan: |
I'm returning it for other people. |
|
| (Albert and my sister
walk into the back office, too) |
| Dan: |
(Hahahhaha...shit, Albert's gonna be pissed) |
| Manager: |
What??? You guys are returning the same
book???? |
|
| (Well, as you can
guess, we didn't get to return any of the books. Next day, the other
guys find out about the mishap) |
| Ed: |
You fool. |
| Erich: |
Hahahaha. |
| Fiyaz: |
So, you guys got busted up? Haha. |
| Ed: |
That's it. Don't tell Dan any of our scams.
He screws them up. |
| Dan: |
Come on. I didn't think he would recognize
me. I had a hat on. |
| Erich: |
Hahahaha. |
| Albert: |
I got my shipment of 10 books yesterday.
How am I supposed to return them now? |
| Dan: |
Hahaha. |
| Ed: |
Return them to another Chapters. |
| Fiyaz: |
Dan's not allowed to return any of his
books until we return all of ours. |
| Dan: |
Fine. |
|
|
| (Next week: Dan goes
to another Chapters to return his books.......hahah) |
