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| Ollie |
April 2002 |
Wurd uf DaFURR haz spred to Europe! Diz entry komez frum Sweden..it iz hard to view..poor Ollie, a noble memfur uf da Persian clan, waz croolee subjecktyd to watur torture by hiz hartlezz meowmie. Diz iz sumfyng dat shool NEFUR happen to such a handzum kat. Whut an owtrayge! |
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| Ollie |
April 2002 |
Ollie haz alzo reeportyd dat a booty-shot uf him waz diztributyd on da Internet by hiz meowmie. Whut kould she hafe been thynking! Whut an owtrage! |
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| Riley |
April 2002 |
Riley repurrtz being loored into diz unflatturing pozition wen hiz humoonz told him diz waz hiz new houze. Onze agane, it waz a ploy to take anuthur booty shot. Depraved, juzt depravd... |
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Boo |
April 2002 |
Boo, a hanzum kitty who weyz in at a tidy 15 poundz, iz forced to uze diz woefullee small exampul uf a box to rezt in. How hard kould it be fur hiz humoonz to provide him wid an appropreeately sized box?? Not hard at all! |
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| Jacob |
April 2002 |
Jacob, a kandidate fur da May Martyr slot, reepurrtz being taykin to da vet, weer dey put a tube down hiz throwt! Wen he woke up, he waz hoomiliatyd to find hiz leggz shavd lik a poodlez. And hiz meowmie laffed and laffed..she desrvez a tube too, but we wont say weer... |
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| Piglet |
April 2002 |
Will Piglet's humoonz EFUR stop da aboose??
Dey hafe reeched a noo low, wid da publishyng on da web uf sefurral grozzlee purrnografik photoz, which dey alzo thretened to sell to PlayCat! Hur meowmie alzo agreed to accept moneez to let uthur humoonz kizz Piglet's tummy. Whut kuld dey be thinkyng?? Wen will diz stop? (We hafe censored da foto heer to not purrpetuate da aboose.) |
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| Patches |
April 2002 |
Patches presents an alarmyng storee, which unfurrtunatelee iz not a noo wun heer at DaFURR: da kat az da bloo-plate spechul. Da poor gurl haz onlee wun gud eye, and not too much meat on hur bonez: why muzt she suffur da thret uf bein slo-roazted?? Fur Shame, meowmie, fur shame. |
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| Skippy |
April 2002 |
Skippy repurrtz: "one night I wuz mindin myne own
businezz when da meowmie bringz out a new toy!
'Yippee', Iz think to myneself. But then.... her puts
it on myne HEAD. I don't like things touchin' myne
ears! and it went ON MYNE HEAD... *sob* Then, the
worzt part, she took piktures! And LAFFED! *sob*
*sniff* WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Whut a heartlezz meowmie!!! |
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