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| Glacier |
February 2002 |
Hazarduz baffruum kondishuns result in inkarcerashun in da showur stayll fur hourz, widout fur ur watur. Found by pawpaw, who got meowmie beefore he let da kat out. Laffed at by both humoonz. |
Sworn teztimonee. Meowmie konfezzion. |
| Dusty |
February 2002 |
Meowmie steppd on tayle. Offurd no treetz ur anythyng fur konsolashun. How KOLD, meowmie, how KOLD. |
Sworn teztimonee. Meowmie konfezzion. |
| Dominique |
February 2002 |
Bootiful fur malishushlee shavd by meowmie fur no known reezun. |
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| Dexter |
February 2002 |
Forzd to weer LAYCE!! (Shudder) FOTOGRAPHD weering LAYCE. How hoomiliatyn fur a handzum boykat. |
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| Indy Roo |
February 2002 |
FOTOGRAPHD in a verree purrsonal pozition. Foto poztyd on humoon bord fur awl to see. Hafe deze meowmiez NO SENZE uf PURRPRIETY?! |
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| Betty Boop |
February 2002 |
Owr memfur Betty submittyd diz frightyng piktoor weer she iz weering MOUZE EERZ! Yez, memfurz, MOUZE eerz. Whut an owtrage! |
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Ouija Four Moons
Wild Child Thing |
March 2002 |
Squeezed into a wool sock harness by Grand PawPaw. Forzed to watch footbawl whyle held in da ayre. How peekuliar. |
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| Beanie |
March 2002 |
Owr memfur reeportyd multyple inzidenzes uf aboose, no doubt reetayliashun fur joyning DaFURR! How low kan dey go??
Heer Beanie iz forzd to eet off a PAPUR PLATE and share da plate wid his foofy sisfur..whut nurve. |
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| Beanie |
March 2002 |
He waz alzo forzd to drink frum da t#*let! A Dizgrayce.. |
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| Beanie |
March 2002 |
In diz overlode uf nootrition reelatyd aboose, Beanie waz forzd to stik hiz noze inna small kan juzt to get a miniskule treet, risking gettyng kaught, beekauze he was so hungree. |
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| Piglet |
March 2002 |
Owr memfur Piglet alzo kontinuez to reeport aboose. Heer she starez at emptee fuud bowlz, koncernd dat she mite hafta eet hur puppee. Whut mentyl torture.. |
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| Piglet |
March 2002 |
Heer Piglet's tummee iz fotographd, efen tho it trubblez hur dat hur skar kan be seen thru hur verree short fur. How thowtlezz!! |
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| Dizzy |
March 2002 |
Dizzy, da sisfur uf owr postur kat Dolly, reeportz an unushual and maniakal aboose. Wen she napz on da humoonz bed, she iz freekwentlee dizturbed by da meowmie turning on a ceelyng fan, right abofe hur hed!!! Diz skarez and startlez hur and she muzt tayke hur nap elzeweer. Da meowmie alwez klaimz dat it waz an azzident..WHO turnz FANZ on in da wintur, except fur an evyl meowmie?? |
Sworn teztimonee. |
