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| Buff the Big |
March 2002 |
Diz fabulouz kreeture muzt rezort to a uzed box az hiz bed. How utturrly hoomiliatyng fur him! He shoold hafe a velvet lined mahoganee bed, at a minimum.. |
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| Sweeney |
March 2002 |
Humoonz reefuze to buy Sweeney an adekwate bed to uze in hiz libraree wen he taykez a brake frum hiz impurrtant reeserch. Dey alzo do not aknowledge hiz objecshun to going to da vet bazed on reeligeuzh, spurritual growndz. Heze kuld be kalld da kat ekwivalent uf Mohammed Ali. |
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| Aoife |
March 2002 |
Forzed to beg fur canned fud. Laffed owt wen she azkz fur frezher fud. Lozt boyfrend wen naybor humoon movd awey wid him bekauze she enveed dere love. |
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| Buff the Big |
March 2002 |
Diz noble kreeture waz forzed to endoor being stuffd into a bag, to be examind by an impurrtinent yung vet. Hiz hoomiliation waz witnezzd by da uthur kats, inkluding a noo upstart. Da upstart haz been showerd wid giftz and treetz, whyle Bold Buff haz been treetyd lyke yesfurday'z newz. Whut an abominashun! Fur shame, meowmie! |
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| Lil Stingray |
March 2002 |
Diz lovelee gurl waz forzd to be a ponee fur a bunnee, juzt bekauze it waz Eaztfurr, so hur plottyng meowmie kuld tayke fotoz fur greetyng cardz. It iznt ryte. It muzt be stoppd. |
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| Romy |
March 2002 |
Romy haz no decent plaze to sit and watch da wurld go by..he iz forzd to squeeze into a shoobox on a krowdyd shelf. How wrong! He iz entityld to a loftee perch in da sun.. |
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| Romy |
March 2002 |
Diz fyne kreeture iz forzd to play dead to get enny attenshun. Efun then, he duz not get enny treetz to help sooth diz blow to hiz ego... |
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| Melody |
March 2002 |
Melody repurrtz dat she waz forzd to weer diz dopey hat in frunt uf hundredz uf uthur kats at a kat show..how embarassyng fur hur... |
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| Maggie |
March 2002 |
Maggie, a kat uf sum substanze, rekwirez more space den da avaerage feeline wen it iz tyme to lounge. But duz she get it?? NO! She iz forcd to skweeze hurself onto a worefullee inadekwate perch on da kat tree. And, az a furthur inzult, she muzt suffer thru insensitif reemarkz abawt hur figure. Meowmies shoold look in da mirror more offen.. |
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| Hapi |
April 2002 |
Owr esteemd co-fownder Hapi, continues to suffur at da handz uf hiz diabilikal meowmie. Lazt tyme, she put a saddyl on him..now it iz an unbeleevablee foofee eazter bonnet. WEN wyll diz abooze END??! |
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| Piglet da Cat |
April 2002 |
Owr sisfur Piglet reportz: "Iz wanned ta shar wif yu diz dizturbin imaje. Mine meowmie stuk diz ting on me an laffed and laffed an laffed an tuked da piktur. Iv sinz hurd dat diz iz sume stwanje hooman kissymouse dekorashun dat dey put on der heds during da hollydeyz. I find it mozt hoomiliatin." Wid diz latezt abooze, Piglet's meowmie komez cloze to rivalyng da evil CindyR, meowmie uf Hapi, wid hur dastardlee deedz...she WILL pay fur diz, be assured.. |
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| Darlin' |
April 2002 |
Darlin', a proud and majeztik kreeture, waz partially SKALPED by hiz wikkid meowmie..hur excuze waz dat he had hairmatz..so we ask: 'WHY did he get doze matz??' and 'WHY did she tayke a FOTO uf Darlin' diz way, and share it wid uthur meowmiez??? WHY, we azk?! Da ansur uf korze iz meowmie evylnezz... |
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