| Repurrted By: |
Date Repurrted: |
Incidenze: |
Evidenz: |
| Dolly |
January 2002 |
Forced to weer antlerz. Fotographd weering
antlerz. |
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| Razputin |
December 2001 |
Forzed into a Klaw Kontrol bag, den hung on
doorknob, lyke a doornament. Fotographd in dat pozition. |
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| Piglet Da Cat |
January 2002 |
Forzed to weer a tacky sweater.
Fotographd weering same.
UPDATE: receeved noo sweetur bekauze uf DaFURR prezzure! |
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| Piglet Da Cat |
February 2002 |
Tayle klosed in door by karelezz paw-paw.
Injooree suztaned. Onlee gifen FOUR treetz in apologee, rathur
den da whole box. SHAME SHAME SHAME.. |
Sworn Testimonee. Too dizturbyng to dizplay foto. |
| George Da Orange |
November 2001 |
Forced to weer a bonnet. Fotographd weering
sayme. |
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| George Da Orange |
November 2001 |
Fotographd weering
a floral hed-drezz. Forced to uze a verree small wagon. |
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| George Da Orange |
November 2001 |
Subjeckted
to MANEE booty-shots, which weer den circulated to uthur meowmies
(dere shoold be a law....) |
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| Hapi |
December 2001 |
Locked owt uf hiz own home by da meowmie,
in da dark uf night. Upon gettyng hur attention, da meowmie tryd
to return him to DA NAYBOOR, not recognizin her verryown kat.
Meowmie laffed abawt it lattur. Diz shoold stryke a kord wid
awl kats. Fur SHAME, meowmie, fur SHAME.. |
Sworn Testimonee. Meowmie Statementz |
| Hapi |
February 2002 |
Gifen a frozen fud box az a kat bed. Foofy
sisfur pampurred wid faux-fur lined carriur, wid itz own doorstop. |
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| Czarni |
February 2002 |
Forzed to weer a butturfly-ridden babushka.
Fotographd weering same. |
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| Annie |
February 2002 |
Still undur inveztigashun. Beware: alarmyng foto. |
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| Brandon |
February 2002 |
Muzt play dead to get enny attenshun. How hoomiliatyng! |
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| Cody |
February 2002 |
Meowmie observd him pooping, frum unkomfotablee cloze diztanze. Stole sum poopeez wen he waz done. Dementyd beehavyoor, fur shure. |
Sworn Testimonee. Too dizturbyng to dizplay foto. |
