Orcish games are a very important part of any orc community. Many lessons for young orcs are learnt as well as taking orders which is the norm for an orc society. Of course the main reason for the games is that orcs like to have fun.

The general rules for games are as follows..

Healing - Is not allowed unless a player is an 'academic'. It is an honor system so please dont cheat.

Kabu tingz - These are craft tools, particularly; hatchet, smiths hammer, skinning knife. (Perhaps others to be confirmed)

Magic - Absoultely no magic unless the player is specifically a 'mojoak'. These players are then only allowed to cast 1'st level spells.

Burzum - This is the point when an orc is close to 'doom' or death. The limit is set at a respectfully high level to keep players from dying. It is important to be aware of this point. (players attacking need to back away from a player too low in hits anyhow). The point is reached when a player gets below 20 hits.

These games generally get a little wild but it is important to be careful not to actually kill other orcs, for a death by an orc counts toward the limited lives that a player has. Fairly good limits are in place, dont try and 'brave' them out. Players deliberately killing others will not be tolerated, and be treated very harshly, and if necessary with GM intervention.

Wimpi urki runnie:

One of the orc is selected by a Nob to be the runner or as orcish call them, 'da glob'. They are dressed funny and sent to wilderness. After a minute or so, others go after him with 'kabu tingz'. The glob isnt allowed to hide, but must evade being hurt. Brave (ie. very orcish) globs sometimes run back towards the others. If or when the glob is caught up with, he will get klomped up a bit, until his Hits drops to certain level or the 'burzum' point where he 'yields'. When this happens the urk'hai that him the most (determined by the glob) will be the winner. If after 5-10 minutes (determined by a nob, who messages the orcs) the runner is still in 'nub burzum' then he will be the winner and get 'lotz ob fuud und booz'.

Da bug feezt! (Eating competition)

Doesnt that name say it all? We will get tons of fiski and see hows the fattiest of us all.

Da Bug Fun Klompun:

This game is a representation of battle, which is extremely pleasing and calming to the orc psychy. With this game the tribe is devided into 2 groups. The orcs equip themselves with leather armour (no helm) and a 'kabu ting'. They one team puts on a 'doublet' white shirt to show which team they are on, which is sometimes called 'da oomiez' side. Orcs love making fun of themselves so usually dont mind too much to put on the shirt for a little while. Both sides line up and start taunting and teasing one another. Then, 'wen da boz sez' all the orcs start fighting the other team. When an orc reaches their 'burzum' point they must 'yield' that player must leave the field of battle and all other orcs must stop hitting them. This will continue until there's only orcs of another team on the field and this team will win. Members of this team will get 'lotz ob fud und firudrinki un B'da kinz'.

Kin Ob da Klomp:

This game is much like 'da bug fun klompun' but instead of 2 sides, its a free for all. Teams can of course can be temporarily forged, but will quickly be broken as only one orc can win. The combatants wear leather (as above) and are armed with Kabu tingz. When there is only one left, this orc is presented a trophy (wristwatch or similar) by the Boz for being the winner. The orc can wear this item until there is another winner of this competition. The item needs to be passed on to the next winner so its important to care for this and give to the boz (or a nob) for the next competion if unable to attend. All orcs must show a little more respect for the winner until he is beaten.