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Alternative Christian Fundamentalism

The dictionary defines 'fundamentalism' as:

"a Protestant movement that stresses the infallibility of the Bible."

Well, let's mark an 'x', take up our spiritual pick axe and start swinging. Right off the bat, let us recognize that the Bible was translated out of original Hebrew and Greek texts. The many translations and transliterations that were layered over since ancient times have warped our understanding of the sacred words which are to be considered 'infallible'. It is time to shake the dead leaves off the tree, get down on our hands and knees and begin examining the roots.

Let us scrape away the encrusted surface of convention and find the gross misinterpretations of the scriptures that have solidified over the centuries and have become embedded in a mantle of smug tradition. Let's shatter them and sweep them aside. We must cease to be deluded by a 'smoke and mirrors' production of lukewarm churchianity and start to embrace the real truth.

Let us furthermore understand that many fundamentalists have fallen asleep under a spell of modernism and technological supremacy. This new sophisticated manner is greatly nurtured by the mass media which waves its magic wand and bedazzles us with an endless onslaught of flashy images and tinkling bells and whistles and promises of a brave new world. We must break off this ongoing love affair with modern technology which, contrary to appearances, is far from divine revelation. We need to expose the rapacious nature of our 'zoom zoom' culture and exclaim "Busted!" as we point out the many that suffer at the hands of Western consumerism.

Most important of all, let us connect the ancient prophecies with our everyday reality and see that the warnings of a coming great tribulation are very real. It is time for the blessed few to heed the revelations and escape eternal damnation while a great many others make the final step and become one with the machine.