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| Random Thoughts |
| I finally realized why I like girls with writing on the back of their pants or shorts. These are those pants that say, for example, "SYRA" on the left cheek and "CUSE" on the right cheek. It is not because it gives me an excuse to look at their ass or because it makes one's ass look better. It's because only girls with good asses would wear them. Why would a fat girl call attention to her ass? It makes sense that girls with good asses would want attention called to their ass with writing on their pants. I mean you don't see a fat girl with "SYRACUSE" on her left cheek and "ORANGEMEN" on her right cheek. |
| How come you never hear of girls having a fetish for Asian guys? There are plenty of guys that have things for Asian girls, but have you ever heard of it the other way? |
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| There are two things about teachers that piss me off the most. One is when they spend the first 20 minutes of class talking about how far the class is behind. The other is when they teach material that will not be on the next test before we take that test. I try to block out all new information that is irrelevant for the upcoming test. |
| Have you ever brushed your teeth with gum in your mouth? It is pretty nice and replenishes some taste in the gum for about 2 minutes. You have to get the skill down of spitting out the toothpaste shit, but not the gum, first, though. It is a genuine skill, only achieved with constant and dedicated practice. |
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| Why are most people's washer and dryer in the dirtiest spot in their house? This leads to the inevitable decision, in which we all make the wrong choice, when a piece of clothing falls on the floor. It may happen in the washer to dryer exchange, but most likely when you take the clothes out of the dryer and put them in the laundry basket. A sock, a T-shirt, or something falls to the dirty basement ground, leaving it probably dirtier than it was before. You don't want to have wasted that 25 minutes it was in the washer and that, at least, 40 minutes it was in the dryer, so you just dust it off and put it in the clean clothes pile. 65 minutes was too much of your time to waste. |
| Back in the Day... |
| When I was young, I'm not a kid anymore, but some days I go and wish I was a kid again. CUSE.tv spent some time reminiscing the other day and brought back some old memories.... |
| Remember... |
| Spuds McKenzie Bloody Mary Slap wrist bands Another Bad Creation Chris Sabo The city of Winnipeg HIV Not having a cell phone Reebok Pump Judge Ito Rusty and Gia from Full House |
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| Parker Lewis Can't Lose The word "Psych" Snood The BIG Level on Mario 3 America's Funniest People hosted by Dave Coulier Stefan Urquel Sophie B. Hawkins' "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" Beavis The Ickey Shuffle My Little Pony....uh....no... wait....I mean.....G.I. Joe |
| Lite Brite |
| The Land Before Time |
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