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| CUSE.tv's Random Thoughts |
| Me?...Famous? |
| Recently, someone told me that they can see me as becoming famous. CUSE.tv thought they would run down the odds on what I would become famous for: |
| Have a Popular Website...............................................1,000,000,000 to 1 Become a Famous Rapper................................................50,000,000 to 1 President of the U.S.A......................................................10,000,000 to 1 President of Canada...........................................................5,000,000 to 1 Movie Star.........................................................................1,000,000 to 1 Porn Star..............................................................................500,000 to 1 Lead Research That Finds Steve Lomangino is 1/8 Black.....100,000 to 1 Break Wilt Chamberlain's "Scoring" Record........................50,000 to 1 Serial Killer...........................................................................10,000 to 1 Set the World Record for Most Donuts Eaten in a Minute......1,000 to 1 Assassinate President Ng...............................................................5 to 2 |
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| Has the "Swap Button" ever worked? |
| Sometimes when I get money from an ATM, I choose "Espanol" just to screw with myself. |
| New Jersey claims to have people pump gas for you to create jobs, yet many of their grocery stores make you bag your own groceries, eliminating a bag boy job. |
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| On girls' earrings: The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho'. |
| Everyone named Amber is hot. |
| If I ruled the world, I would pass a law outlawing fat chicks running in public...that is what treadmills are for. |
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| If the Police really wanted to catch criminals better, they should turn off their sirens. You always see criminals hearing the sirens and getting an early start on escaping. |
| I think Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet was pretty much pointless. I mean you could still see her. I think it was just lazy Illustrators. |
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| CUSE.tv Confessions |
| CUSE.tv Mailbag |
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| CUSE.tv has some things to get off their chest... |
| I once watched 7 straight hours of "Lizzie McGuire" on the Disney Channel. |
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| I never actually beat Mario Bros. I. Mario II came out and I just never went back to beat Mario I. |
| I saw the movie "Boys and Girls" starring Freddie Prinze, Jr. in the theatre...twice. |
| I have never actually eaten a salad. |
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