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| Who Squeezed the Orange? |
| The Players |
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| The Victim - Recent Syracuse University Graduate, and former Otto the Orange, Nicole Wilcox, accused DeShaun Williams of punching her in the face on the night of May 8th. |
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| The Defendant - Syracuse University Senior-to-be Basketball Starter DeShaun Williams allegedly punched the victim in the face, causing the need for four stitches. |
| The Red Herring - Syracuse University sophomore, Mia Ballard, who claims she is the one who punched Wilcox, despite no other witnesses verifying her story. |
| The Supporting Cast |
| Amal Baggar - DeShaun Williams' girlfriend and Syracuse University Student. Resident of South Campus with a not so sturdy front door. |
| The Others - James Thues, former SU Basketball Player and current SU Football Player Jared Jones. |
| CUSE.tv's Random Thoughts |
| How come a person who writes plays is called a Playwright? |
| I was walking around in Manhattan when I mistakenly walked into the Virgin Megastore. I decided to look around since I was in there. I found a "Mr. Show" DVD of the first two seasons and decided to buy it. I just felt I needed this DVD. On the way home, on the subway, the train stopped at Hoboken, my stop, and who is standing right outside the train, but one of the stars of "Mr. Show", David Cross, left. He was on the opposite platform that I was on after I had exited and I followed him, looking through the glass of the train all the way till he got on the train. I then held up the DVD I had just bought and he pointed and starting cracking up (that I had bought it or that anyone had bought it, I do not know). Doesn't that always seem to happen, though? You talk about something and the next day, that song is on the radio, that movie is on USA, or you see that guy in the subway? The following Saturday I went to the Virgin Megastore again and bought the "Britney Spears Live in Las Vegas" DVD and roamed the subway till the sun came up. |
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| The worst choice of a song in a movie is definitely in the film "Teen Wolf". It is the first time Michael J. Fox turns into a Werewolf and then dominates the basketball court, when a twangy, country sort of song comes in. The song just does not fit, it is very out of place. If you have the means, I highly recommend checking this out. |
| Despite popular demand, I will be working on a 2nd YO album. |
| Don't you think Little Richard should have thought a bit more about what his stage name would be? |
| After this year, my junior year of college, I will declare for the NBA Draft. As a smart, white, unproven prospect, I will not attend any workouts or any Pre-draft Camps. I will let my stock rise just on potential and people talking me up. After all this, I will be drafted in the top 3, I have no doubt. What? You don't believe me? It worked for Mike Dunleavy. |
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| I'm not sexist, but I like the fact that when the Yankees win, they play Frank Sinatra singing "New York, New York" and when they lose, some woman sings it. Speaking of "New York, New York", not many people remember that after the Yankees lost the World Series, right after the ball went over Jeter's "not in double play depth" head, that the Diamondbacks' sound system person played "New York, New York". Not only was this very rude and tacky, but just not appropriate for the times. |
| How come on MTV, BET, or any other music channel, "Pass the Courvoisier" is always lowered in volume? This can't just be me. |
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| Read More - About what happened in the strangest trial since O.J. and find out who was drinking, who was sleeping, who was smuggling, and who that is to the left. |
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