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| The Franchise |
| Calvin Broadus, Sean Carter, Christopher Wallace, Sean Combs, Earl Simmons, DM. These people may be better known as rappers Snoop Doggy Dogg, Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G., P.Diddy, DMX, and YO. CUSE.tv's editor DM recently sat down with rising star YO in an interesting interview. |
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| CUSE.tv's Random Thoughts |
| The greatest sign at a sporting event would be: Entertainment Sports Programming Network |
| The greatest sign I ever saw was a homeless man at a street corner. It read "Who am I kidding? I need money for beer." I thought it worked. It was direct and to the point, but I still drove on. On the topic of bums, a homeless man gave me five dollars the other day. He proceeded to tell me he would let me keep it if he couldn't guess my last name. I think he's missing the whole point of asking for money. It was creative, though, so I gave him fifty cents. |
| D.J., Stephanie, and both Michelles were all fairly cute kids and all had potential. But as the show progressed D.J. got chubbier and chubbier and her hair got bigger and bigger until, in 1995, it was teased soo high, it was reportedly seen from space. Then, when Stephanie went through puberty she got the "Jay Leno Chin" and all was ruined. This brings me to the Olsen Twins. Somehow their striving straight to video career has lead them to become billionaires. So when do they turn 18? But seriously, if I was on a date with them I would expect a bunch of people to go "Awww" after everything they said. |
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| How was there a character on one of the most wholesome shows of the 80's named Boner Stabone? Do you know what they do with all of those hats and t-shirts of the team that doesn't win the championship? Well, let's just say there is a bunch of kids running around Somalia with a Buffalo Bills 1992 Super Bowl Champions shirt on. Did you ever walk around campus and see someone with a Syracuse shirt on and think, even for a split second, hey, I go there, too. |
| I love the author Matt Christopher, but I think his book "The Year Mom Won the Pennant" kind of gave away the whole conflict of the book in the title. Tiger Woods just came out with a new book called "How I Play Golf". Look for my book in stores soon called "How I Snap Clubs". If you saw the press conference with the guy who caught the Barry Bonds' 70th Home Run ball, you are dumber than you were before. I love the Fresh Prince, but I hate Will Smith. |
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| I am amazed by people who cannot open Capri Suns. |
| Hooked on Phonics advertises, "If you can't read, call 1-800-ABCDEFG." Isn't that like saying, "If you can't do math call 1-800-5+4x7-12/7"? Isn't the greatest feeling in the world when you wake up and you don't want to get up, but then realize it's two hours before you have to get up and you get to go back to bed. I love that. |
| I always used to push the handicapped door open button when I walked into buildings. Then, one day, I pushed the button and it opened one set of doors and I walked in to push the button to open the second set of doors, but a man in the wheelchair physically opened the second door and held it open for me as I walked in. I don't push those anymore. There is only a certain amount of good looking people you can put on TV, and with Blind Date, Love Cruise:Maiden Voyage, Temptation Island, Elimindate, A Dating Story, Dismissed, Chains of Love, Change of Heart, Shipmates, Friends or Lovers, Crush, and even Survivor, Big Brother, and The Real World, there are no more good looking people. This theory is proven by the show The Fifth Wheel, where the people are the ugliest I have seen on any show. Every person who makes rap songs is cool. Every person who makes web sites is a nerd. |