 |
| Semantics |
| CUSE.tv has previously had comments on some common sayings such as "Who lives in glass houses anyway?" "Do all race horses have to piss really bad?" and "If life goes on, how come the show got cancelled?", so we (I) have decided to expand a little and display many other thoughts on other common sayings. |
| Pancakes should not be considered the rule of thumb for flat....tortillas should What are the rules of thumb? Does the pointer have rules? Don't you think we should have changed the "Four corners of the world" saying after we found out it was round? God's green earth is mostly water |
 |
| If you think about it, apples and oranges are pretty similar "Sorry, Words, I can't hear you over Actions' loud speaking." Singing "Rain, rain, go away, come again another day" is useless. It is just going to come back another day and you are in a vicious cycle of raining and complaining. Do you think the losers of the XFL Championship were in their locker room saying "Wait till next year!"? |
 |
| You know, the other side of the leaf is the exact same as that side What is so bad with cloud eight? |
| I heard there's a place in Indonesia where a hill of beans is worth a lot You eat food, break it into tiny pieces with your teeth, swallow it down your esophagus and into your stomach. Acids in your stomach break it up even more, then the waste goes into the large intestine. Then, when an ample supply has been built up, it eventually comes out your anus.....and that is how shit happens. Does Life have an enormous supply of lemons or what? What the fuck is a bygone and why am I letting it be itself? World War II ended well for us, but it surely wasn't all well Death is not better late then never I don't have any p's and q's, so how can I mind them? There is no such thing as a bottomless pit....it's just a hole, then |
 |
| So what's the other way to skin a cat? Heart is a great leader Sitting on the fence would hurt |
| Chickens are actually scared of very little Are all geese loose? It is true, laughter is the best medicine, so if you are dying and read this......sorry |