| Fun Poetry 6 |
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| SANTAS VAN Santa woke the reindeer and told them here's the plan' Instead of taking the sleigh this year, I think we'll use the van. They filled it full of presents for all good girls and boys, There was'nt any room left for any other toys. Santa never stopped to realize the cost of gas this year, that it would be much cheaper to use the ole reindeer. He started out driving and going pretty fast, Did'nt even see the speed cop that he went flying past. The cop he could'nt believe, he had seen the man in red Passing out Christmas toys in a van and not his sled. Santa could'nt believe his luck when just alittle bit past 3 His gas hand went on empty no stations around that he could see. So if you wake up christmas morning without a present in sight It was'nt that you were bad this year we know that was'nt right. You can blame it on old Santa for driving that old van Leaving behind his reindeer which was not a very good plan......... Judy |
| WHEN CHRISTMAS CAME TOO FAST December came too fast this year, it followed after May, It didn't even wait a month, it was here within the day! Summer never happened, the Autumn leaves didn't fall, I have no clue what happened to the Halloween Ball! Thanksgiving Turkeys lived to gobble one more piece of corn, But became Christmas dinner before the crack of dawn! Shops were full of shiny stuff and enormous Christmas trees We swapped straight from shorts to jeans, due to frozen knees! Grandma had to knit real fast to make those Christmas sweaters The sparks from her needles set fire to Santas letters! Thousands of fairy lights suddenly lit up the town, The surge in electricity brought the circuits down! We were rushing here and rushing there, spending too much money, December was going so fast it simply wasnt funny! The 1st was followed by the 10th and children danced in wonder, Cos they got to eat 10 chocs at once from their advent calendar! The school Nativity was a rushed affair because school was out right after, And Mary dropped baby Jesus to the sounds of parents laughter. Carol singers sang just one line then grabbed a mince pie quick, They ate so many pies most of them were sick. Christmas Eve arrived in a flash, presents were quickly wrapped, Santas elves rushed around the place while the reindeers napped. At last the world ground to a halt and all the children slept, And into their darkened bedrooms big old Santa crept. He left the gifts, drank his milk, and wooshed off to his next stop, He did it all in 45 minutes, then had a soda pop. The world awoke, had lots of fun and got really merry, But watch out world, cos next year December comes after January! Splash |