| Fun Poetry 5 |
| Playing around with Christmas songs, just for fun! |
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| RUDI, THE RED-ORBED BELL'S DEAR
(Sorry, Gene Autry...sorry, Santa Claus) You know Blinky and Sting-ie and Patchie and Winkin' - Twitchie and Itchie and Achy, Dark Thinkin' - But do you recall...the most recent Bell's dear of all? Rudi, the red-orbed Bell's dear, Had a very crimson eye, Resulting from her Bell's palsy, You'd think it could light the sky.... All of the other Bell's dears, Knew what she was going through; Neck pain and other symptoms, Not knowing when the healing's due. Then one Sunday afternoon, Rudi came to find, A web site where her peers can see "Hey! There's others just like me!" Of course, the Bells' dears helped her, And offered friendship pure and deep; She said "When I'm well and healed up, THESE friends I will AL.......WAYS........ keep!" Rewritten by Gary |
| HEY, IT'S BELLS to the tune "Jingle Bells" Dashing through the snow, Is torture now to me; When those cold winds blow, My Bell's eye will not see; Painful and so dry, But tough it makes me seem; 'Cause that eye will not tear or cry, The two make quite a team! Ohhh, hey, it's Bell's, Hey, it's Bell's, It's Bell's all the way; It's quite wry, To use one eye, The other's "gone awaaaaay;" Hey, it's Bell's, Hey, it's Bell's, It's Bell's all the way; Hi, Kris Krinkle! My brow's half-wrinkled, And you won't know what I say! Gary |
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