| Fun Poetry 2 |
| Because sometimes we just need to laugh! |
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| THE PHOTOGRAPH Please Mr. Photographer don't aim that thing at me! I have lost my smile as you can plainly see. :( Auntie Beryl has a huge one, so aim it at her! Or you could choose cousin Billy, but he might blur.. He can't keep still for a second, he's going through a phase. So how about Great Granny she hasn't moved for days! Honest I am trying, but my good side feels all funny I stuck the bad side with tape, but it went all gummy.:( I took off my shades for you, so my eye hurts a lot I spilled a drink and so my best shirt has a blot. I really think a photo without me would be far better And anyway its raining now and we are getting wetter . Oh for goodness sake just take the pics! My face is all a tremble. I hate to think what these photos will resemble! Auntie Beryl with her huge smile, Cousin Billy running loose! Me with the best half smile I could produce. Now its done I can sigh with relief! But someone's going to have to look for Great Gran's teeth! NO!! Mr Photographer I don't want any pics to see Send them to my Mother shes bound to want all three! Flip |
| WINK Oh help me, oh help me I'm begging of you My boyfriend is angry Don't know what to do He says if this keeps up He warns me we're through He says he has doubts I can ever be true Hey you over there You hunk dressed in blue I'm just trying to eat I'm not winking at you I'm not really flirting It's not what you think But when I open my mouth I just can't help but wink Well, you may think I'm cute and you like my style You may think I'm unique With my crooked smile When I tilt back my head Your eyes start to pop Don't mean to provoke When I put in eye drops Sherry |