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| IT'S RAINING MEN (JJ's version) Ear pain is rising, BP is moving slow, Looking for all sources, 7th nerve is the place to go! Cos tonight for the first time just about 1/2 past 4, I'm reaching out for pain relief and now I'm screaming for more. Pain in my ear (ouch)hell-ee-oo-argh Pain in my jaw yeh yeh I've got a numb mouth,a prolapsed nose, and now my eye just does not close! I've got BP hell-ee-oo-argh I've got BP ow ow, numb,sore,swelling,pain! Thought this song was about men and rain(lol) Waiting for Mother nature, I'll get my face back in due course. But in the meantime feel like I've been kicked by a horse. Oh this is hells palsy gotta get myself cheered up, I'll go into the cafe have a read with my coffee cup. JJ |
| Because sometimes we just need to laugh! |
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| CROOKED SMILES There was a English woman who walked a crooked mile She found a crooked penny upon a crooked style. She bought a crooked kitten, who caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in a little crooked house. One day she awoke with a crooked grin It took some time for her to take it in. But it matched her crooked lifestyle and pretty soon she found She had a crooked smile of which she was proud. She logged onto the internet and made friends with crooked smiles They lived near and far and some three thousand miles! She wrote a crooked poem and sent it to her crooked friend, Her friend wrote poems too, but that is not the end. They used their bent computers and decided to create. So they built a crooked website at an alarming rate! In two weeks it was done and their friends from crooked places, All sent their crooked poems about their crooked faces. The poems are on our website for you all to see And we are very proud of them, my crooked friend and me. Please write a crooked poem to tell us how you feel It doesn't have to be a work of art, as long as its for real. Splash and Daughter |
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| A LIMERICK There was a young girl with Bells Palsy Who kept herself always indoorsy But 12 years went by With that droopy eye And now she can smile Even moresy Tim (Roni's husband) |
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