"Funguuuuuuuuuuuuus" *waves hand* -Erin
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Lauren: "They say that if you whisper stuff in a person's ear when they're sleeping then they dream about it" *tiptoes over to Kristin* "Steen is running through a field naaaaaaaaaaaked...She runs through the flowers naaaaaaaaaked..." *looks over at Kristin, who's feet twitch* "See! She's running after you, Steen!"
Steen: "NO! She's running in the opposite direction!!!"
*Lauren apparently finds this VERY funny and laughs for about 10 minutes*
"I'm dropping this class, I am soo dropping this class - I'm gonna take basketweaving!" -Don, every day in English
"It's like, 'Great job, Don! Best paper I've ever seen! But we don't want to enocourage Don TOO much...C+'!!!"
"Guess what I am? I am the youth of the nation" -Lauren, upon listening to "Youth of the Nation"
Kristin: "Do I want nachos?"
Lauren: *giggles* "You sure do!!" *turns to Steen* "See, at least I didn't get this quote wrong for a year and a half!!!"
Steen: *sings* "If you wnat to destroy my sweater, whoa-oh-oh..."
Kristin: "Stop Steen...you're gonna get that song in my head!!!"
"Watch me unravel, I'll soon be NAKED!!" -Lauren, out of the blue
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE your thing!!!" -Kristin, in frustration
"...So I put a pin on my thing..." -Kristin
"Kiss me! I'm Steen-ish!" -Lauren, writing on Christine's pollen-covered car
"You're an alcoholic and you know it. Alcoholic...ALCOHOLIC!!!" -Blayze
*words of encouragement from Erik* "you should know by now that guys suck" -Erik
*Matt walks into work dripping during a thunderstorm* "Nooo...it's not raining..." -Matt
Ron: "What the fuck?"
Katie: *gasp* "He's been saying that all day, and in front of customers too!" *shakes head*
"Webster's dictionary defines 'end' as 'A result or outcome; Something towards which one strives; a goal'...So if death is the end of our life, could our only purpose and goal in life only be to die??" -Jeff's profile
*GASP!!* Those are my socks!!!" -Steen, to Lauren, in reference to the socks Lauren was wearing that Steen originally let her borrow at her graduation party (to see original quotes about Lauren STILL having my socks, go to Quotes24 and Quotes25
Kristin: "No, no, no, you weren't doing that - you were discussing the weather"
Steen: "Oh yeah, THAT'S what made him so happy!!"
*upon seeing the '86*
Adam: "I used to have a car like that...a LIncoln"
Christine: *gasp* "It's a MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS!!...LIncoln...jeez!"
"Well, if you didn't have to CARESS before you DRESSED!!" -Steen, to Lauren
*holds up knife* "This is my new-fangled cutting machine!" -Lauren
"Yeah, I wasn't gonna be walking all the way over there at that early in the morning and get ass-raped on the way..." -Blayze
"YOU were the 7:30 who callled out?!?" -Dale
"Hon, you weigh 89 pounds now - a shot will KILL you!!" -Blayze
"I look like a mushroom again!" -Lauren, commenting on her haircut
"Big greasy turtles when I'm drunk?!" -Lauren
"Why you persecutin'? Why you persecutin' the working class black man?" -Kristin to Brian
"I'm totally juicy" -Lauren
"Why are your cans retarded?" -Brian
"Buzzed my asshole" -Kristin
Kristin: "My asshole is claustrophobic"
Lauren: "Well it must not like PANTS then!!!" *triumphant*
*points to random rodney plant* "I used to eat those..." -Lauren
"Ok, you're at about a 9 right now, I need you to bring that down to at least a 4" -Adam, to Christine
Steen: *sniff*
Lauren: "What did you just do?!"
Steen: "I sniffed...cuz I have pudding up my nose!" *SNIIIF*
Adam: "Yeah...what?! Pudding in your nose?!?"
Lauren: *giggles* "Don't ask" (for the original quote, go to Quotes1 )
"Scandalous! SCANDALOUS!!!!!" -Kristin
Kristin: "BigbigTITTIES!!"
Brian: *eyes widen, mouth gapes, looks around*
*someone's cell phone starts vibrating monstrously in class*
"That's one HELL of a cell phone!!" -Blayze