Megan: "You rule"
Christine: "No, you rule"
Megan: "No, you rule!"
Christine: "You rule!"
Megan: "Your mom rules"
Lauren: "Fuck you"
Steen: "No, fuck you"
Lauren: "I said 'fuck you' first!"
Steen: "No, no, I insist - after you. Fuck you."
Lauren: *giggles* " 'No, no I insist, after you'..." *laughs*
*after Kristin, Lauren and Steen have been answering everything all night as 'your mom' *
"Hey Mom...Kristin and Steen have been talking about you all night" -Lauren
Lauren: "Your mom"
Steen: "Your mom"
Lauren: "Your mom's mom!"
Steen: "Your mom's mom's DAD!!!"
"Ohmygod, is this an apparation?" *waves hands* "You're actually here!" -Robyn, to Christine
"I wouldn't show up here wearing my clothes.." -Mike, talking about prom attire...but it just sounded wrong
"So how did you get dehydrated? Well, I know HOW...you know what I mean.." -Mike (It's just not the boy's night!!)
Matt: "Hey, AJ, where's the Heinz Apple Juice?"
AJ: "Flying bat juice?! What?..."
"See, this is when I wish I had magical powers...Like I was Wiccan or something...then I could put spells on people - ESPECIALLY people at work..." -Robyn
"I want a mini-me running around!! That would be cool!" -Rob
"I'm gonna get a tattoo on the back of my neck of an eye, so I can say to my kids, 'Mommy's watching you!'" -Dawn
Matt: *examines poster on breakroom wall* "Aw man, someone keeps crossing it out!!"
Christine: "YOU'RE the one who's been writing that?!"
Matt: "Yup"
Katie: "Write what?"
Matt: "Acme sucks big hairy balls"
Katie: *shocked look*
Christine: "BRIAN! Where's Rich been?!?"
Brian: "I dunno, I was wondering the same thing. I thought maybe you had him locked in your basement or something"
Christine: "Under my bed. Get it right."
"Can I get a break BEFORE I go home today?!" -Katie, in frustration at work
"It's not a love-hate relationship. She hates me and I hate her. There's no love involved at all. It's a hate-HATE relationship" -Mike
Christine: "Hey Mike, will you run these shopbacks back for me?"
Mike: "Sure. It's what I do"
"I have my way with ALL the baggers" -Katie
Christine: "See ya later, Dale."
Dale: "You done?!"
Christine: "Yup"
Dale: *grits teeth and sighs, cuz he can't say "you suck" because he is ringing up customers*
Christine: "All the crazies are coming through my line, Jackie"
Jackie: "Yeah, I know. The zookeeper left the gate open and let them all out again"
Katie: "REALLY?! WHERE?!?!?!?"
*jumps in front of Christine's car* "You crazy driver!! Don't hit me!!" -AJ, to Christine
Billy: "Well, hopefully I'll stop working so early on Sundays and see you in church sometime"
*Customers walk away*
Christine: "You're so full of it"
Billy: "Ha ha, yeah I know"
Christine: "Lying on a Sunday..."
Billy: "What do I care?! I'm Buddhist now..."
Christine: "Ok, do I have a sign on my register that says 'Don't Bag for Me' ?!?!!?"
Mike: *walks over* "No" *goes back to sweeping*
Billy and Chris: *start laughing*
Christine: "I hate you all..."
"In Delaware, green means go" -Kim, while sitting at a traffic light
"There was this girl in my biology class with blonde hair. I thought it was bleached - but it was definately real" -Don, commenting on some stupid girl
"alright, dammit, i'm going to class. but not willingly. i'm thinking it would be the least waste of time until i can find something better to do. however, i would just like to state, for the record, i'm not going to enjoy it and i will resume my position of 'queen of procrastination with specialization in laziness' as soon as i return. the trumpets will sound. the peasants will rejoice. lord, save me from this boredom that burdens me so... *hint hint*" -Lauren's away message
*online*
Lauren: commo es tas?
Steen: lol...como estas you mean?
Lauren: sure