Kristin: duck you!
i mean
fuck you
"Oh! Keep those glasses on! You look too scary with them off" -Katie, to Mike
"You're lucky there's too many witnesses..." -Ron, to Mike, when he annoyed him
"Ronnie, I need the key on 5. Thank you" -Katie, over the PA
"No! We need one more class period! I have 2 papers to hand in - 2 zeros aren't cool!" -Don
Erin G: "Guess what my paper's on?"
Christine: "What?"
Erin G: "Chocolate. And you were my inspiration"
Prof Miller: "You can hand the papers in at anytime on Wednesday."
Don: "Midnight. Definately midnight."
Lauren: "You know what your problem is, Steen? You don't respect your elders"
Steen: "...I'm older than you"
*Steen makes disgusting saliva squish noise with teeth* "That was my impression of a night creature." *stupid grin* -Steen
"Steen, Steen it's good for your heart, the more you eat the more you...nevermind..." -Kristin
Christine: *in frustration, while driving* "WHERE do all these Maryland people come from?!"
Lauren: "Maryland"
Megan: "I saw your boy the other day"
Christine: "Really...which one?"
Megan: *laughs* "Yamika boy"
"I got robbed of a price check!" *pouts* -Mike
"Hey Billy, you remember that gay guy?..." -Colleen, out of the blue
Christine: "That looks wrong!"
Nick: "Why?"
Christine: "Cuz it doesn't look right..."
"I need the key on 7 - UH - 5 please..." -Ron, over the PA
*gasp* "He just stole my bags!! We can't have that..you just don't steal a bagger's bags..." -Mike
*on Ancient Philosophy*
Jeff: "I figured it'd be easy, thinking, 'Well if it's like all primative, I guess people couldn't really think all that much, so there won't be a lot to learn!'"
"I didn't know it was all Ancient Greek and Roman philosophy!!! That's when all the damn thinking took place!!!!!!"
*while dissing customers*
"Yeah, people say, 'Is the corn yellow or white?' And I wanna say, 'Well, it looks GREEN to me, but I can take it in the back and spray paint if for ya if you want..'" -Brian
"People ask me if the corn's any good. And I wanna say, 'No! It's rotten and will give you cancer and cause you to DIE!!!'...I think that will be my answer for the rest of the day..." -Brian
*while looking in fridge for things to make a salad* "I really don't think we have any lettuce or...OOH!! BABY CARROTS! unF! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?!" -Kristin
"Ding...ding..." -Anne, when she wants assistance in a store
"...So me and Carolyn are in 711 this morning before graduation practice. And I hear this growling noise. So I turn around, and it's this guy. And he says, 'Are you from PADUA?!' And I said, '...Yes...' And he says, 'I'm from PRISON!! Have YOU ever been to prison?' So I said, 'No...' and ran outta there!" -Regina
*on Padua girls*
"So I'm sitting in the car waiting for Kim's graduation practice to end. And then, suddenly, I heard a commotion. I figured it could be one of two things - either the animals from the Brandywine Zoo escaped, or graduation practice was finished...Graduation practice was finished." -Christine
*after having to repeatedly call for the key* "I need the key on - no, wait - I need a bagger on 2 please" -Christine, over PA
Ryan: *over PA* "I need the key on - UH - 5..."
Christine: "Forgot where you are?"
Ryan: "Yup"
Brian: *stops bagging, looks up* "Do you smell chicken?"
Christine: "No..."
Brian: "Well I do. I must have an extra strong nose..."
"Well, we could always dangle Christine by her ankles. Then she could get it.." -John
Robyn: *puts thumb and middle finger around Christine's wrist* "This is pathetic. Haven't you gained back any weight?"
Christine: "I still don't weigh 100 pounds, I only weigh 95."
Robyn: "Well by this July you will weigh 100 pounds."
Christine: "How? I eat and it still doesn't work..."
Robyn: "You will eat anything and everything!!"