Christine: " $15.00"
Robyn: "No. Lower."
Christine: " $10.00?"
Robyn: "Close. $9.99. SOLD! To the curly-haired girl!!!!"
Christine: *whine* "But I still like him!!"
Mrs. Daniels: "Oh get off him already"
Christine: "Actually I never really got on...hee hee nevermind!!"
"ALL I WANT IS A WOMAN TO APPRECIATE ME FOR WHO I AM!!!" -AJ
Christine: "You so sexy AJ...nah, not really"
AJ *sniff* "I've waited forever to hear those words from you"
Christine: "The 'nah not really' or the 'you so sexy'?"
AJ: "I hate you"
"I've been insane since I was six. Everything was fine...and then I turned six!!!!" -AJ
*upon discussing beer chugging contests*
Erik: 'haha, mouth size means nothing, you have to swallow it"
"....that's dirty"
*Christine walks up and starts bagging for produce Brian*
"Hey stalker. What's up?" -Brian
*Revenge SUCKS*
Dale: *walks past Christine, on his day off* "Man, it's busy isn't it?" *evil grin*
Christine: *grits teeth and sighs, cuz she can't say "you suck" because she is ringing up customers* (see Quotes40 )
Ryan: "I'm not complaining!!!!!!" (Ryan would rather be a bagger than a cashier)
"She told me that I couldn't go home because I didn't look sick enough. What do I have to do, drag myself across the floor before she'll let me go home?!" -JoAnn
"You thought I was all whiney on Friday, wait til you see me today. I'll provide good entertainment!" -Barb Price
"Who rules?! Robyn rules! Come on, say it. Robyn rules!!" -Robyn
Christine: *bites into cookie* "Yup, these cookies are stale." *bangs cookie on table, and it does not break*
Joe: *eyes wide open in amazement* "Why don't you rub two together and see if you get a spark!!!"
Christine: "So I'm guessing that you didn't find a razor?"
Dale: "Actually, I found an old one in the closet, so I just used that"
Christine: "EW!!!"
Dale: *hands Christine $13.00 in change*
Christine: "All ones?!?"
Dale: *slams drawer* "It's all I have!!!" *evil grin, tries not to laugh*
"Worst pickup line I ever used: 'Whoa hey, nice parking job!' (Side note: This represents reason 78 on why Jeff is still single)" -Jeff's profile
"Anonymous is a smart mofo" -Evan
*to the tune of a country song* "Wanna talk about meeeeee thinks my tractor is so sexy" -Evan
"Wow! This station does play everything! Rap-country, rock-country, r&b country, emo-country, punk-country, ska-country AND...country" -Evan
Christine: "Hey Evan, the end is near"
Evan: "Of me?"
Christine: "NO!! I'm reading my shirt"
"Upwords, Ouija, Battleship, poon" -Kevin
Lauren: "Do I turn here?"
Kristin: "No...turn straight"
Lauren: "Do they still have free air at the gas station?"
Kristin: "There's ALWAYS free air at the ASS station"
Lauren: *scratches peeling, sunburned legs* "I am SO itchy!!"
Kristin: "Do you have fees?"
Lauren: "Fees?"
Steen: "Fleas..."
*Lauren draws a poon for pictionary* -nuff said
"This is how I would do the Virgin Islands - draw Steen, and then an island!!!" -Lauren
"Do you want a homey? You can have it. I'll just own your soul...I already own AJ's" -Kristin
Erin: "Little kids are SO stupid..."
Lauren: *turns to Steen* "Y'know...I'm happy that YOU'RE the one who's gonna be the teacher..."
*at HR carnival*
Kimmer: *jumps up and down* "We should break a sink!!!"
Jeri: "Yeah!!"
Crispy: "And we should write: 'Courtesy of Class of '97'!"
Kimmer: "Yeah!!"
ok..lemme explain to all you non-HR people....our 8th grade year some people in our class ACCIDENTLY broke a sink in the boy's bathroom by sitting on it. and our teachers thought they did it on purpose (hey..maybe they did..but y'know.. *shrug*) and so they took away our christmas dance. big deal. but THEN they were gonna take away the dinner dance, which is a big deal for 8th graders. but we fought it and got it back. and then they replaced the sinks in both bathrooms with sinks that have a cabinet thingy underneath so it's all connected to the floor. ..but we're not bitter or anything ;)