Mike: "Yeah...men are pigs"
Aron: "Oh, you need quarters and dimes, but Ann said I have enough nickels so I didn't need change"
Christine: "What?! Are you kidding me?"
Aron: "Nope"
Christine: "Try telling that to the customers"
Aron: "Just tell them to talk to the red blob over there"
"Man, they'll let just about ANYONE into U of D now..." -Brian, to Christine
"I'm a beer man myself..." -Mike
"What?! You're hungover?! You're not even old enough to be drinking!!" -Liz, to Mike
"Where's the sarge?" -Sharon, in reference to a certain CSR
"i know, but i dunno..." -Lauren
Kristin: *pauses to smeeze*
*sneeze*
(gotta luv the online typos...)
"That's cuz she lives in her own little Penn State bubble..." -Robyn
Christine: "...That's cuz Nick's whoring it"
Nick: "Hey now"
"Did you see Dale's pictures from his trip? ...There's a picture of a bear peeing. You can see the line of pee. ...I mean, what are the odds of seeing that?" -Liz
*at 7:30*
Christine: "See you all later"
Mia: "You leaving? What time did you come in?!"
Christine: "11"
Mia: "Girl, you go straight out that door and go home. You deserve it!!"
"...You are BEYOND help" -AJ, to Christine
"...And I'm just like DIE!!!" -Diane, on her stalker
"First of all, that didn't make sex...sense!!" -Evan
"That STOP sign's stupid; I don't have to stop there" -Erik
"Kitties in a bottle are disgusting - I wanna see dogs in a bottle!!" -Jay
"You guys meet the weirdest people..." -Christine, to Dale, after he tells her that he and his dad met a Mafia guy in Canada
Dale: "...Did you have fun?"
Christine: "Yeah...some VERY weird things happened though"
Dale: *matter-of-fact voice* "I don't wanna know..."
Christine: "You work tomorrow?"
Dale: "Nope. I've got a wedding"
Christine: *gasp* "You're getting MARRIED?!?"
Dale: *laughs* "NO!!!" *laughs even harder*
*after Christine tells Dale that Tyler (his little bro) kinda looks like him* "Well, I guess he'll have no trouble getting girls someday" *laughs hysterically* "And I guess I can stop calling him gay now..." -Dale
Christine: "Where have you been?"
Rob: "Why is that important to you?"
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home..." *clicks heels together* -Steen, in the middle of a LOOOOOOOOONG traffic jam
"Aw, there's the local news van. Too bad no one's gonna know about the accident, or any other news, cuz the van is sitting OVER THERE!!!!!!!" -Kristin, upon spotting a news van stuck in the same traffic jam
"Kris...Lauren...Steeeeeeen..." -Nick
Mike: *walks up to Christine to bag*
Christine: "Yay!"
Mike: *nods, says solemnly* "I know"
*upon discussing the difference between his red shoes and his black shoes* "The red shoes I got for $28.00, but the RED shoes I got for $20.00" -Erik
*out of the blue* "I want CHEESE!!" -Lauren
Christine: '"Are you guys doing anything different in here? I keep on sneezing"
Ann: "They cleaned in here. That could be it"
Katie: "Ronnie, I need you on 10 please"
Ron: "Aw man, she's not gonna start calling me Ronnie too. My mom, aunt, Jodi, and Ann are the only ones who call me that"
Dale: "Man, this is some hot gum"
Christine: *laughs* "That's cuz it was in my pocket, and y'know, I AM alive..."
*does little dance* "I'm almost done, I'm almost do-ne!!" -Mike, very sad that he is done work
AJ: "Why thank you, sir, you have a good day"
Dave: "Thank you, ma'am"
AJ: "That was low, sir"