"Next time I work is Saturday, 6-10:30 - but I think I might call off. That's inhumane - those hours cut into my social life" -Mike
Christine: "You're weird, AJ, you're always early"
AJ: "I always have been"
Christine: "Weird or early?"
*upon buying a pack of cigarettes* "$3.29?! For one?! Man, they're making killing yourself more expensive" -Ron
"Location: DE, home of tax free shopping borderline crossing pennsylvanians!" -Kimmer's profile
Christine: "Still here, Roger?"
Roger: "We are all still here. And we will all be here forever"
Christine: "Goody..."
Christine: "You in charge tonight, AJ?"
AJ "I am EVERYTHING. And it sucks"
Crispy: "We all know that you're a closet crackwhore, Kimmer..."
Joe and Jeri: *laugh hysterically*
Kimmer: "Jeez, Crispy, you didn't even say crackHEAD - you said crackWHORE..."
Kimmer: "So do you turn off 1 onto that long road?"
Diane: *thinks* "You keep going on that long road and you turn onto another road"
"I forgot that in Delaware most of the white boys try to be black..it's annoying...I'm like SMACK!!" -Diane
"Man, I wish I could wear a pretty hairband to work..." -Brian, to Christine, when she was wearing a hairband
*Christine makes a sharp turn because she wasn't sure where she was going and Kimmer didn't tell her until she was up on the turn*
Joe: "I scared"
Christine: "Am I that crazy of a driver, Joe?"
Joe: "You're a scary driver..."
"Go straight - NO! - go right! I forgot Joe was at Matt's house" -Kimmer, to Christine
"Aww MAN! Pizza and a white shirt...oh well..." -Joe
*Katie seranades customers when a Beatles song comes over intercom* "You say goodbye, and I say hello, hello HELLO! I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello..."
Christine: "Uhh..I don't think that's in the contract..."
Katie: "...Hello, HELLO!!"
*Christine comes up and starts bagging for Katie*
"All right, Christine, way to go! Way to be on top of things!!" -Katie
Katie: "I could page her for you"
Robyn: "NO!! Not yet!! This is a good song!!"
Diane: "That's my bathing suit!"
Melissa (Mel): "That's my bathing suit, that's my bathing suit - I own every bathing suit in this fuckin mall - hey, that IS a nice bathing suit!"
Mel: *upon talking about ice cream* "So we're eatin the shit. And we had shit all down our faces. But it was good shit, yo!"
Kimmer: *laughs hysterically* "She said they were eatin the shit!!!!"
AJ: *after he tricks Christine* "Ha ha, you fell for that one!" *triumphant*
Christine: "Ok...I'll just tell Anne you wanna check..."
AJ: *gasp* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"...Does the tune, 'One Minute Man' mean ANYTHING to you?..." -Kimmer
*sigh* "Never start something that you don't wanna finish..." *revs engine then floors it to race car full of ugly guys* -Kimmer
Kimmer: "What I find is that if I wear my hair up in a bun, it doesn't smell like pot. When I take it down, I can smell Herbal Essences, not pot"
Christine: "Well, that's nice...but my hair's not long enough"
Kimmer: *matter-of-fact voice* "Well, you should grow it then"
*after taking a detour to avoid a car full of scary-looking guys* "That's the beauty part of Delaware - there's a million different ways to get to 202!!" -Kimmer
"Play that song that I like!!!" -Kimmer, to Diane
*after Christine makes a comment to Diane about always having pads in her car trunk*
"Hey..you never know when you're gonna spring a leak!" -Diane
*upon seeing the pond with geese in Diane's front yard* *Gasp!!* "I WANT one!!!" -Jeri
Christine: "Wow, Jimmy, you saved 57 cents today..."
Jimmy: "All RIGHT!!! Bonus BUYS!!!"
Christine: *points to page excitedly* "That's Evan"
Kim: "I know. That's why it says... 'EVAN'"
"Happy birthday to...OW!!!!!!!!!" -Lauren
"WHY did you say the magic 'b' word?!" -Kristin
"I can see the bitterness building up - her eyes are flashing 'bitter, bitter'..." -Kristin