Pat: "Dale...I feel like I know him from somewhere..is he in Rich's band?"
Christine: *giggles* "Hey Rich, is Dale in your band?"
Rich: "Is DALE in my BAND?!? No.."

"Christine, I'm opening the gates to heaven!" -Ann, as he removes the "lane closed" sign from the front of her register

Lauren: "So Diane, I hear that whenever you come to the mall there are hot guys. So where are they?"
Diane: "You're here."

"Christine, you need to go on weight watchers...to gain weight!" -Erin

Survey: Do you have any gay or lesbian friends?
Kelly Raymond: Only if Jeremy counts

Survey: Do you...own handcuffs?
Danielle: ummm *rummages through assorted whips and chains* nope no handcuffs lol

Survey: When was the last time you...bought something?
Alicia: today...at the festival...DUH! they practically force you at gunpoint...

Survey: Do you..consider yourself tolerant of others?
Jeri: Not when I'm at work"

Survey: Do you...like sarcasm?
Jeri: Dammit, I can't think of a sarcastic answer for this question

Survey: When was the last time you...kissed someone?
Erin: well I may be off a little bit...*379 days*...(I actually sat and figured that out...and if anyone has gone longer than that..I'd like to know so you can join me in the I'mARepulsiveLoserPityMeandBuyMeAMaleWhore Club)

Survey: When was the last time you...talked to an ex?
Erin: Jesus...oh umm May 15, 2001

"I'm a white pony" -Erik

"Right lane ends - so let's get in it!" -Erin

"3...2...1...SIN!" -Erik

*as we tell stories from our childhood* "Dude...I think Erin needs the couch" -Christine

"Dude, Christine, stop, you got like that Jewish curl thing going on there..." -Lauren

*upon being convinced that some dude is gonna beat him up after work* "I guess I better enjoy this gum, since it's gonna be my last meal..." -Josh

Jackie (to Christine): "...Well if I put your name in to work behind the service desk then you have no choice"
Ryan: *walking by* "She can't, she's too short"

"I need a Q-Tip" *smacks head repeatidly* -Erin

Christine: "What happens when they grow up and get bigger?"
Kristin: "They're just dolls, Christine"

*in the middle of a conversation, stops, turns to Christine, and says* "...I still have your socks..." -Lauren

"You told me to crush these boxes...but I got back there & looked, and there's stuff in them. So I figured I better not crush them..." -Steve

*Jackie D's cell phone rings* "Someone's butt's ringing" -Halisha

"I don't need no stupid class for customer service! I
know how to do customer service!!" *growls* -AJ

AJ: "See! There's Dale! He'll keep you sane!"
Christine: "
HA! Yeah right. You're funny, AJ"

John: "...Dale's doing shopbacks too, so you two better be good"
Christine: "We haven't gone out in a long time"
John: "Ok..." *grins*                        (side note from Christine: SIGH!!!!!!!)

Dale: "What time are you done?"
Christine: "7:30"
Dale: *matter-of-fact voice* "You suck"
Christine: "Shut up! I came in at 11"
Dale: "Sucks to be you"

Rich: "I was in Express for 6 hours Sunday, 4 hours yesterday, and now 3 hours today during the dinner rush. When she told me to come in behind you I almost walked out that door.." *pauses, looks at Christine* "I like complaining..."
Christine: *pause* "But you're not bitter, right?..."
Rich: "No. Of course not."

Rich: *sigh* "It's time for me to go in Express..."
Christine: "And I'll go home and cry cuz you're stuck in Express"
Rich: "And I'm gonna stab you with my pen!!!"

Survey: What color skin do you have?
Jeri: Call me Casper the British ghost!

Survey: Are you cheating on anyone?
Kristin: NO BUT GOD DAMN IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF SOMEONE WAS CHEATING ON ME *SPITS*

Survey: Which is worse...stepping in dog crap with your bare feet or stepping in roadkill with your bare feet?
Kristin: GEE GOSH GOLLY BRUTUS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVIN A BUFFET FOR DINER TONIGHT!!!

Survey: Law or anarchy?
Nicole: Well I want to be a lawyer...but only so I can find out how to break the law without too much trouble coming my way..it is possible you know..gotta love those loopholes...it's the American way!!
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