| Pat: "Dale...I feel like I know him from somewhere..is he in Rich's band?" Christine: *giggles* "Hey Rich, is Dale in your band?" Rich: "Is DALE in my BAND?!? No.." "Christine, I'm opening the gates to heaven!" -Ann, as he removes the "lane closed" sign from the front of her register Lauren: "So Diane, I hear that whenever you come to the mall there are hot guys. So where are they?" Diane: "You're here." "Christine, you need to go on weight watchers...to gain weight!" -Erin Survey: Do you have any gay or lesbian friends? Kelly Raymond: Only if Jeremy counts Survey: Do you...own handcuffs? Danielle: ummm *rummages through assorted whips and chains* nope no handcuffs lol Survey: When was the last time you...bought something? Alicia: today...at the festival...DUH! they practically force you at gunpoint... Survey: Do you..consider yourself tolerant of others? Jeri: Not when I'm at work" Survey: Do you...like sarcasm? Jeri: Dammit, I can't think of a sarcastic answer for this question Survey: When was the last time you...kissed someone? Erin: well I may be off a little bit...*379 days*...(I actually sat and figured that out...and if anyone has gone longer than that..I'd like to know so you can join me in the I'mARepulsiveLoserPityMeandBuyMeAMaleWhore Club) Survey: When was the last time you...talked to an ex? Erin: Jesus...oh umm May 15, 2001 "I'm a white pony" -Erik "Right lane ends - so let's get in it!" -Erin "3...2...1...SIN!" -Erik *as we tell stories from our childhood* "Dude...I think Erin needs the couch" -Christine "Dude, Christine, stop, you got like that Jewish curl thing going on there..." -Lauren *upon being convinced that some dude is gonna beat him up after work* "I guess I better enjoy this gum, since it's gonna be my last meal..." -Josh Jackie (to Christine): "...Well if I put your name in to work behind the service desk then you have no choice" Ryan: *walking by* "She can't, she's too short" "I need a Q-Tip" *smacks head repeatidly* -Erin Christine: "What happens when they grow up and get bigger?" Kristin: "They're just dolls, Christine" *in the middle of a conversation, stops, turns to Christine, and says* "...I still have your socks..." -Lauren "You told me to crush these boxes...but I got back there & looked, and there's stuff in them. So I figured I better not crush them..." -Steve *Jackie D's cell phone rings* "Someone's butt's ringing" -Halisha "I don't need no stupid class for customer service! I know how to do customer service!!" *growls* -AJ AJ: "See! There's Dale! He'll keep you sane!" Christine: "HA! Yeah right. You're funny, AJ" John: "...Dale's doing shopbacks too, so you two better be good" Christine: "We haven't gone out in a long time" John: "Ok..." *grins* (side note from Christine: SIGH!!!!!!!) Dale: "What time are you done?" Christine: "7:30" Dale: *matter-of-fact voice* "You suck" Christine: "Shut up! I came in at 11" Dale: "Sucks to be you" Rich: "I was in Express for 6 hours Sunday, 4 hours yesterday, and now 3 hours today during the dinner rush. When she told me to come in behind you I almost walked out that door.." *pauses, looks at Christine* "I like complaining..." Christine: *pause* "But you're not bitter, right?..." Rich: "No. Of course not." Rich: *sigh* "It's time for me to go in Express..." Christine: "And I'll go home and cry cuz you're stuck in Express" Rich: "And I'm gonna stab you with my pen!!!" Survey: What color skin do you have? Jeri: Call me Casper the British ghost! Survey: Are you cheating on anyone? Kristin: NO BUT GOD DAMN IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF SOMEONE WAS CHEATING ON ME *SPITS* Survey: Which is worse...stepping in dog crap with your bare feet or stepping in roadkill with your bare feet? Kristin: GEE GOSH GOLLY BRUTUS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVIN A BUFFET FOR DINER TONIGHT!!! Survey: Law or anarchy? Nicole: Well I want to be a lawyer...but only so I can find out how to break the law without too much trouble coming my way..it is possible you know..gotta love those loopholes...it's the American way!! |