| Survey: Stay up late or wake up early? Nicole: I stay up late and then wake up early..I have problems in my head" Survey: TV or radio? Nicole: I hate both..I would rather stare at the wall *upon seeing a Tool boxed set* (the band for those of you who don't know) "Tuh..." -Lauren *Kim's theory on the 5-year program in college* "So if it's freshman, sophomore, junior, senior - then in your 5th year are you a geezer?" -Kim "If I don't get to Best Buy and the bank really soon, I'm gonna pull my weave out!!" -Jackie Mom: "They said traffic every 15 minutes at 5:45, but now they're playing the theme song from 'Titatnic'" Christine: "I guess that means iceburg right ahead!" "I need the key on 2 - AGAIN" -Rich, over the PA at work *upon seeing Buddy's new dye job, black with neon blond in front Pat: "Dude, you missed a spot" Christine: "No, he missed his whole head!!" "...and that hot landscaping guy is probably going through your line...he's so hot you think to yourself but then as you're undressing him with your eyes you realize you have to stop because he is Robyn's man and she would kick my ass if she knew what I was thinking about..." -part of an email from Robyn to Christine Survey: How would you describe yourself? Kelly Raymond: A tad bit insane but generally fun "Hey Kim, this is Evan - WHAT?!?" -Evan, on the answering machine "Triple sinners" -typo in The News Journal for swim meet results Buddy: "That car is huge. It's so big, it's like a boat, floating down the street" Christine: "If my car's so big then it doesn't float" Buddy: "Yes it does, like a boat" "If I go down, I'm taking you with me" -Dale, on how minors have different color nametags *Ryan making fun of Christine's shortness* Ryan: "Christine!" Christine: "What?!?" Ryan: "I dropped a plastic bag on the floor" Christine: "So pick it up yourself" Ryan: "Can't, too far away" "Gosh, Christine, you have to stop being so bitter!" -Robyn *out of the blue* "Hey Christine, do you have an original copy of The Little Mermaid that I can borrow?...I only want it if it's the original" -Ryan, to Christine *storming through store* "She called me up for 1 fucking customer! ONE! I can't believe it!" *kicks watermelon box* -Greg, practicing the "Service First, Second to None" policy at Acme Survey: Cooler ranch or Nacho cheese Lauren: *puke* Oh ew...god that's foul...EW...*hurl* Survey: Do you like to call or be called? Lauren: I like to be called "sticky buns" Survey: Tan or fair? Kristin: Fair. WHITER THAN CHICKEN Survey: What are you gonna do? Kristin: I'm officially a fine arts major but I plan on entering a photography concentration & working on digital imaging & photography...(i.e. Burger King) "The dentist walked in and was like 'how'd ya padua?!'" -Lauren, forgetting the word "like" Christine: "How'd ya padua, Lauren?" Lauren: "Shut up. I hate you." Christine: "Wanna see my little crispy?" Kristin: "Is that legal?" *out of the blue* "I STILL have your socks..." -Lauren "I am now a WSFS bitch" -Lauren "I'm gonna grovel for you" *pants* -Kristin Christine: "...Oh wait, you're a customer so I have to be nice to you" Lauren: "Yup! I'm always right!" "I'm gonna be a crispy pack mule" -Christine Lauren: "I have to use the pee-room..." Christine: "Why?..." Lauren: "...cuz I have to pee" "Lauren's personal secretary..." -Mrs. Stephan, answering Lauren's cell phone "All right, the weather channel!" -Kristin's brother Brian, when he found a jazz station on the radio "See, there's an 'open 24 hours' sign - it's just NOT VISIBLE!" -Brian Brian: "Lane's good" Kristin: "Workin on it" |