| "21!" -Kimmer and Christine to Renay about her 21 year-old crush "Can you hear this? *middle finger down* How about I turn it up a little! *middle finger up* No? Then how about surround sound!" *both middle fingers in air* -Lindsay on bus "French laugh" -Katie V "Moo moo freakin moo" -Erin "Dude!" -Christine and Amanda Uniformateers!: Tights! Katie V Skirt! Kimmer Sweater! Erin Pants! Christine Shoes! Lauren "Je suis un pamplemousse...japonais!" (I am the Japanese grapefruit) -Erin "The thumb" -(One day Crispy & Erin were talking online. Crispy said if a person has 6 fingers how do they give the finger since they have no middle one. Erin suggested that they give...the thumb!) "Moisten, moisten.." -Lauren, while putting water on Ernie (our earthworm) because they lab book said they like to be "moist" *while carrying fetal pig on tray* "I feel like I'm in the lunchline!" -Erin *while sawing open a fetal pig* "Feels like Thanksgiving!" -Erin "I have pudding up my nose...SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF!" -what Lauren thought Christine said at lunch "Super!" (Thooper) -Christine, Erin, Lauren, Kristin *Mrs. Piziak announces in Biology that we will dissect a fetal pig in class the next day* Lauren: "No! You can't spring this on me Mrs. Piziak! I need at least a month to prepare!" Erin: "Ok Lauren, this is a month before: 'you're dissecting a fetal pig a month from today.' There, now you're prepared!" Lauren: "No I'm not!" *looks at Christine for reassuring words* Christine: *thinks* "Oink" Lauren: *shocked look* "Omigod, Christine, you did NOT just say that. That was sooo wrong..." Christine's nickname 'Crispy' *Christine gets a burnt grilled cheese sandwich for lunch sophomore year* Erin: "That looks a little crispy" Lauren: *confused* "What? Are you calling her Crispy? Her friends call her Chrissy" Erin: *annoyed* "I wasn't calling her crispy, I was calling the sandwich crispy" Lauren: *smiles* "Oh" Christine: "Yeah, that would be pretty stupid...'Hi, I'm Crispy DePaul'!" Erin & Lauren: *look at each other and yell in unison* "Crispy!" "I have to...*brief look of realization* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" -Lauren, at the booksale *to the tune of 'Pop Goes the Weasel'* "Screwing on a dead guy's grave My monkey chasing the weasel The old dead dude got really pissed off And *bam* goes the tombstone!" -Christine and Lauren, after reading a Bizarro File about a couple getting it on in a cemetary and a tombstone fell on the guy ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Email from Erin containing quotes: ALICIA QUOTES: "Do I get an Alicia treat?" "Did you ever like, LOOK at your scalp? I look dead dude" "If I rub hard enough and concentrate, do I get a wish?" "Now here's your half of the potato here...see...spud spud spud...now you shove it in here, and twist it, and there you go" "Sometimes late at night, I get up...and I just wanna call a hotline" "Oh! My foreskin!...Wait..." "*while fighiting with ass* I'm gonna kick your --?" "If I aim correctly, I can hit the space bar with 'em" -Erin: "You ain't lived til you've shoved a key up a rubber duck's hole" -Alicia: "If you sodomize my ducky one more time, I'm gonna shove the key up YOUR hole!" "The foreskin is our friend" "I mean, jeez, this boy is riding the pleasure pony at 11! Come on now!" "Uhhhhhh it's dark George!" (said VERY loudly at the end of Of Mice and Men) "Woah, my butt's like a pendulum!" "If you see a bumpin' caddy pull up...let me know...cause it's prolly my grandma" -Kristin "If you see something interesting, stroke it. If it doesn't complain, take it home." -slimelight advice "Has anyone seen Richard's nut and bolt?" -Katie Burke, sophomore 1 homeroom "Oh, the perils of tight pants" -Erin "See! Now THAT'S K prime!" -Ms. Hennessey "AND it hits the floor!" -Kristin, after dropping a daiquiri "I'm gonna have to eat myself for that one" -Lauren "What do you think I am...yogurt?" "I DO NOT LIVE ON A FARM!" -Keavin "...and she gave him a beating he won't soon forget!" -Animal Planet |
| The Very First Quotes... |