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| .:.[[Navigate]].:. --Crazyshadowz-- |
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"Bombing for peace is like f***ing for virginity" cilvar=haras "Birds, and the bees, and the ass kicking PORTUGUESE!" |
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| 1- The size of our football fields and the fact we've got one less down 2- Baseball is CDN 3- Hockey is CDN 4- Basketball is CDN 5- Lacrosse is CDN 6- Warm Apple pie = CDN 7- Mr Dress up can kick Mr Rogers ass any day of the year 8-Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 9- In the war of 1812, started by the USA, Cdns pushed the Americans back to their "white house" then we burnt it. and most fo washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and got hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away so we just came home and partied..go figure 10- Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany 11- We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere, EVER 12- Our cival wars were fought in a bar and only last well little over an hour 13- We knew plaid was cool before Seattle caught on 14-The HBC owned almost 10% of the earths surface and is one of the worlds oldest companys 15- The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 min 16-We don't Marry our kin-folk 17- We invented ski doos, jet skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, and the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives 18- Superman is CDN 19- We've got coloured money 20- Our beer advertisements consist of EH 21- Cdn beer handels are large enough so that we can hold them even with our mitts on 22- Who else has attacking beavers as pets? (molson commercial) 23- Oh and we don't bomb our allies.... |
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