Tim Berger's Ultimately Simple Website
Tim Berger’s Ultimately Simple Website
Yeah, I know this website sucks. What the hell are you gonna do about it? I know how to make a good website, and this isn't one, at least not from an aesthetic point of view. I know a lot more HTML than this, but I really didn't feel like putting in all that extra code, and I think it looks fine, so you can just shove your complaints up your ass and read the damn content on the page.

Pics of me and associated things worthy of being digitally rendered.

RantsThese are gonna get funny, it’s me, well ranting, usually about that I don’t like. Why I’m right and everybody that doesn’t agree is wrong. If you happen to be in the "wrong" category, then these are gonna prove it.

Links to places I deem worthy.

Quotes by me, unless otherwise credited.

Crazy Crap Some of my stuff. It's all interesting.

Movie Reviews Reviews of movies I've seen recently or wish to comment on.

My AIM screen name was "craishinra," but has been changed to captainregular. Add it now.

My ICQ number is : 4755948 and I'm on that pretty frequently now, too.

I've got a Yahoo Messenger ID, but I'm rarely on that. If you wanna send me a Yahoo message, send me an e-mail first, and I'll get on. My ID for that is also captainregular.
And my e-mail address is [email protected]

I currently go to Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, and I’m currently hoping to major in industrial design, maybe designing cars (bodies, not engines) or something similar. I was in engineering, but just plain didn't like it much.

I’m currently very single, and very looking for the right girl. I’m not a one-night-stand kinda guy, but sometimes I wish I were, because it would probably make things simpler, but I'm not looking for an easy way out. Looking for someone that likes just some of the stuff that I do, isn’t a complete bitch, and not hideous, but above all,not out to screw with people. I don't like that.

Myself, I’m a closet nerd. You wouldn’t know I’m a nerd just looking at me, I look small (I am, 135 lbs) but not classic geeky. I look normal. But get to know me, and I’ll start talking about the most boring shit. Then it’s time to tell me to shut up. I’m used to it.

People often ask what kind of music I listen to, and I hate that question. I also listen to classical music, but I also think a lot of it just sucks. I like some regular rock, and not others. Basically anything that sounds good, and I like funny music. I can’t stand gangsta rap, or hip-hop. That stuff sucks ass, and anybody that says otherwise can say otherwise, but don’t play it around me. That’s about it. You wanna know what kind of music I listen to? I listen to a lot of soundtrack themes. Not only from movies, or even movies and TV, but I also listen to VIDEO GAME soundtracks. Yeah, you heard me, and I’m not the only one. I play the damn game, and if I like the music, which I usually do, I’ll get the music from the damn video game. I know it’s weird, I know you don’t do it, and I know I’m a rare breed. Buy, ya know what? I don’t care.

This page was made with very little effort (obviously) on my Athlon XP 1600 or my Duron 1000 Laptop. Oooh, two computers, fancy. Yeah. 1

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