That's me as a leprechaun on Halloween 2000. Despite the ingenuity and originality of the costume, it's social success was mediocre at best.
That's a shot of me from my webcam. It's really bad. I honestly look better in person, (or so I've been told) but I don't have any other pics, so I'm left with little choice.
How to fix stuff.

My speaker broke so I had to fix it, but there wasn't a screwdriver long enough, so I just busted it open and put a new speaker in. You can see the beer can I used for magnetic shielding inside and all the duct tape holding the old shielded speaker on for support. I'm so handy.
Mathematical PROOF that girls are evil.