| An Inane Waste of Time |
| . . .N i c k ' s H i l a r i o u s J o k e. . . |
| Prepare yourself... for you are about to witness one of the most amazing jokes mankind has ever seen... Nick's Hilarious Joke! Once you read this joke, other, lesser jokes will no longer satisfy you. You will crave the ultimate joke... and sparkling cider from Metro... but let's not get into that whole can of worms. |
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| DISCLAIMER: IF, AS A RESULT OF READING THIS, YOUR MIND IS RUINED, YOU KILL SOMEONE, YOU VOMIT UNCONTROLLABLY, ETC..., YOU MAY NOT SUE THE CREATORS OF THE JOKE OR STEP ON THEIR FEET IN PUBLIC PLACES OR VERBALLY ASSAULT THEM (much). VIOLATION OF THIS AGREEMENT WILL LEAD TO A FORCED VIEWING OF RICHARD SIMMONS EXCERCISE TAPES FOR 16 STRAIGHT HOURS, INCLUDING "JAZZERCISE", AND "DISCO THE FLAB AWAY". UNLESS IT IS A THURSDAY, BECAUSE NICK HAS GUITAR LESSONS ON THURSDAY. AND BLAKE HAS TO COOK DINNER. BUT STILL, DON'T DO IT. IT'S JUST PLAIN MEAN. REALLY. |
| And now... the joke.... |
| Q: What did the turtle say when he walked into the bar? A: Hello, Hello! |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Isn't it great?! Oh, that genius Nick.... how funny. And if you don't get it, you're dumb. Everybody else gets it... why can't you? |
| Send hate mail to [email protected]. Nick loves mail! Especially when it makes fun of mexicans with long, hair. Would I lie to you? |
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